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13Caption This: Can Someone Please Explain to Me What Ben Affleck’s Deal Is?

photo of ben affleck with his family pictures

And use small words, because after seeing this photo of Ben – acting like this on an ice cream outing with his family – I’m kind of fried out on being all intellectual and analytical this morning. The only things cycling in my brain right now are nappy beards, little penises, and Boston accents.

I know that this guy is a total asshat and makes no bones about being perceived as a complete toolkit in public (though I still totally would have shagged him ten years ago), but adding ‘being an embarrassment to in front of his family‘ to the growing list of acting a fool?

God, dude. Jen must be so proud.

January 7, 2011 at 9:00 am by Sarah

6Which Celebrity Got Things Crackin’ at The Playground Yesterday?

Jennifer Garner Moons the Playground

We’ve all accidentally flashed our butt crack before, and if you’re my friend Chuck, you do it almost daily without a care in the world. But not everyone is famous and therefore, most moonings don’t make the news.

Can you guess which celeb bent down to spend some time with her tiny ones at the park and wound up giving the paparazzi a show?

The answer is after the jump!


December 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls
Filed Under: Jennifer Garner

4Quotables: Ben Affleck Wants Nothing to Do With His Wife

photo of ben affleck pictures quotables

OK, in a manner of speaking, anyway. But it wouldn’t surprise me either way. In a recent interview, Affleck states that he doesn’t want to work with his wife in films, but for good reason:

“Jen is a great actress. I would be profoundly lucky to work with her. But something tells me that people don’t want to see real-life couples together at the movies … I think audiences have a hard time suspending disbelief. They already know a whole bunch of things about the relationship you have with the other person and if you try and thrust you and another person into a fictional relationship, I think it is distracting.”

The only thing audiences have a hard time suspending, Ben, is their restraint to choke the living shit out of you anytime you open your mouth. But maybe that’s just me.

September 17, 2010 at 7:22 am by Sarah

6Jennifer Garner Isn’t Carrying the Spawn of Ben Affleck

photo of actress jennifer garner wearing a white tank top and shopping at an organic farmer's market

Though speculation about Garner’s womb has been frothing and churning lately, Garner’s rep states, “Jennifer is absolutely not pregnant.”

And I really love the vehemence in her statement that there is absolutely no way, no way whatsoever, that Garner is continuing to tie herself to douchebag husband, Ben Affleck, any more than she needs to at this point.

Is he even living in the family home anymore, or has Jen deported his rumored-cheating, definitely-alcohol consuming ass to the streets of NYC’s Bronx in search of his original Bennifer? Is he off tanning? Buying expensive, indulgently-obnoxious diamonds for women who only want him for his good looks Pearl Harbor performance?

The two have been rumored to split every year since 2008, but nothing has happened — and by “nothing,” I mean that the couple still keeps popping out children despite rumors that all is not well.  Until now.  Because every time Garner was rumored to be pregnant in the past, she was.  If a firm denial of a new pregnancy doesn’t say it all, nothing does.  Maybe this is Jen’s uterus saying, “The gravy train’s over, pal.”

I love Jen. And I absolutely love her amazingly gorgeous daughters, Violet and Seraphina. But Ben Affleck? Uh, not so much.

June 23, 2010 at 7:29 am by Sarah

4Jennifer Garner is Sporting a Baby Bump

Is Jennifer Garner Pregnant?

Jennifer Garner picked up her daughter Violet from school in LA yesterday and it was lookin’ like she might be carrying baby number 3. Jennifer Garner is known for her chronically fit figure, so I doubt that she’s been packing on the pounds out of laziness. Her daughters Violet and Seraphina are absolutely adorable, so I’m hoping that that belly’s not a lie.

June 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm by Molls
Filed Under: Jennifer Garner

5Jennifer Garner is 38 Years Old?!

In what, dog years? I wouldn’t have put it past her to be late twenties, early thirties, easily. Damn, does she look fab.

Garner turned 38 this past weekend and celebrated with her daughter, Violet, on Friday afternoon. The star took time out of her busy schedule to sit for a pedicure with her four year-old daughter. On Saturday, the Garn hosted a party in the home she shares with Ben Affleck. It was said that her long-time friends, Reese Witherspoon, Tobey Maguire, Jimmy Kimmel, Molly Sims and Jason Bateman joined her for her birthday celebration.

No word on if Affleck was in attendance. No news I’ve seen claims that he specifically wasn’t, but no one has confirmed that he definitely was, either. Douche probably locked himself in the gardener’s shed with a bottle of Jim Beam while watching The Wedding Planner, Gigli and Enough.

April 19, 2010 at 7:28 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Jennifer Garner
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