Holly Madison is little miss Disney Princess right up there with Mariah Carey. Both of them celebrated their marriage at Disneyland. (Note: the above photo is not from their wedding, nor is that her husband. That is Dumbo, the elephant. And he’s been through a lot so don’t give him shit, okay?) Ms. Madison wed the shady Pasquale Rotella at The Happiest Place on Earth. Mariah and Nick Cannon renewed their vows there, complete with Cinderella carriage.
BUT ANYWAY, this is about Holly Madison and her Disney wedding. Here are their details, from Us:
Entertainer/model/producer Holly Madison exchanged vows with CEO and founder of Insomniac Events Pasquale Rotella on Tuesday, September 10th, at 10:40 p.m.,” the rep tells Us. “Their 6-month-old daughter Rainbow was the surprise guest of honor. The wedding was held inside Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, Calif. This is the first marriage for both.”
Madison, 33, and the Electric Daisy Carnival chief had the Magic Kingdom to themselves with their wedding ceremony taking place after the park closed. The couple, who began dating at the end of 2011 and are parents to 6-month-old daughter Rainbow Aurora, tied the knot in New Orleans Square outside the entrance of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
1. The area out front of Pirates of the Caribbean is my favorite spot in Disneyland, up until the afternoon, that’s when that shit starts to bottleneck.
2. The Magic Kingdom is Disneyworld, not Disneyland. God get it together, Us.
In case you couldn’t tell, I am a huge Disneyland nerd. My favorite ride is the Indiana Jones ride. WHAT’S YOURS?
Britney Spears looks great in a bikini, but let’s be real, she’s not in her heyday anymore. I’m talking about the ridiculous (in a good way) figure she had in her “I’m A Slave For U” era, which was in 2001. But it’s been 12 years and 2 kids later, so considering that I think she’s doing swell and looking good (and Shape magazine agrees.)
Celebuzz asked people to vote in their “Battle of the Bikini Bodies” which is admittedly kind of a huge UGH that this is even a thing, but here are the results.
#1. Britney, with 41%.
#2. Kate Upton, 28%.
#3. Jessica Alba, 15%.
#4. Coco, 9%.
#5. Holly Madison, 5%.
I share this because I think it’s interesting that with the exception of Jessica Alba, these are women with curvier figures. I don’t mean curvy as a euphemism for fat. I mean Coco is genuinely insanely curvy.
My favorite bikini body is any woman who wears a bikini who isn’t Miranda Kerr perfection. There’s more bikini goodness here.
Who would you have voted for?
Why do I keep blogging about Holly Madison? She doesn’t do shit. And yet…I can’t stop. Especially not with this story about her engagement ring. Which is 18 carats. EIGHTEEN F-CKING CARATS. This is what a 1 carat diamond ring looks like:
That’s from a jewelry website called EveAllure. So if that’s 1 carat, image WTF 18 carats looks like. OH WAIT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO, HERE IT IS:
THAT SHIT EXTENDS BEYOND HER KNUCKLE. Bitch is wearing a DIAMOND HOUSE on her finger. Yeah, that doesn’t really make sense. WHATEVER.
She gave details to People.
The ring (given to her by love Pasquale Rotella atop a Ferris wheel at Las Vegas’s Electric Daisy Carnival Sunday), is an 18-carat, cushion-cut yellow diamond surrounded by pink and yellow diamond flowers.
“My fiancé designed it himself,” with the help of celebrity jeweler Alan Friedman, Madison tells PEOPLE, “because I told him that’s what would make it most special.”
Part of what makes it so special: hidden touches Rotella included in the ring’s overall design. “Because we love owls, there is a hidden owl engraved on the rose gold in between two of the flowers,” she says. “The band is art nouveau-inspired, to go with the flowers.”
THERE’S A F-CKING OWL, YOU GUYS. A GODDAMN F-CKING OWL. IN THE RING. HIDDEN. There’s a HIDDEN OWL.
What do you think though — is her ring impressive, or tacky? Or somewhere in between?