I don’t know if you know this about me, but I love Hailey Glassman. Out off all the young girls we’ve seen dragged in and out of the media this year due to their trashy extramarital affairs with semi-famous men, Hailey Glassman has long been my favorite. Why? I think she’s buckwild. I don’t think she really cares about much beside her family and smoking weed and animals and music. She just did something dumb by hooking up with Jon Gosselin and hey! If her name is going to be talked about at all, she might as well talk back, right? I don’t see her as a fameball, I really don’t.

That being said, Shawty got a blog. She’s writing a blog for RadarOnline. I would dismiss that as being a cry for attention, but yo, Jon Gosselin still owes her 200 thousand dollars, she’s pissed at him for what he’s said and done to her and she’s got the platform. Like I said, she’s buckwild. You gotta take the bad with the good with these types.

Here’s her first entry:

I first want to address the Jon giving Kate ultimatums/extortion situation. He can deny it and lie, like he does with everything else but the only problem is this time is there is actual proof –his own hand-written notes!

I know, he’s a moron for being such a manipulating con artist. Let’s not forget, this is the man that went on CBS Entertainment Tonight and The Insider claiming “Kate is lying and I didn’t take any money from the account” when in fact we all found out in the end that it was a LIE, with evidence of a bank trail!

There is not one cent of credibility with him. I know what you’re all thinking, “Well Hailey isn’t any better, I hate her,” which is weird due to the fact that I have not lied about anything once. In fact my problem is that I’m too honest sometimes. Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?

Jon pulled a publicity stunt with “our” apartment, (we split rent) claiming, “Hailey ransacked my apartment”. The NYPD ruled it was a publicity stunt by Jon. (Editor’s note: The NYPD did not issue a “ruling” but did not press charges against anyone.) That’s how he works. He was mad when I told him I couldn’t take it anymore and I was leaving.

He then asked me to sign a “Non-disclosure” agreement in December and said, “I’ll ruin you if you don’t.” Another threat… numerous threats made to me by him. He has made them not only to me but to his ex-wife as well. There’s proof of it all. You just say I learned a lot through all of this.

Well long story short I obviously didn’t sign it! Next thing I know I have the NYPD calling me. Anyway thank you NYPD for doing a long investigation and realizing once again it was another one of Jon Gosselin’s plans, due to him not getting his way. (Editor’s note: NYPD did not publicly blame Jon.) Hope he found that thousand-year-old family heirloom he claimed was smashed to the insurance company. Um guys, there was nothing like that in that apartment. Another LIE.

Boy oh boy I think that definitely added to the stress lines on my forehead. Lol.

I know there is a lot of hate towards me, which is understandable due to how the media and tabloids made me look. They really did do a doozey on me, that’s for sure!

For the record once again I had nothing to do with Jon and Kate’s breakup. Everyone seems to forget the girl before me, and seems to forget that my family allowed Jon to stay in their home when he claimed he had nowhere to live due to being separated.

Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinions, but don’t you think if I said anything, especially something like this, I would be sued if it weren’t true? Think about that. I know this is asking a lot of you (the public) but use your common sense already! STOP THE SHANNINAG THINKING! (sic)

I also want to add that there is a lot of hate towards Kate about her as a mother. I want to set the record straight by saying Kate is a great mother. She is a semi-single parent, which is truly hard with eight kids! Like I have said numerous times before, she gives those children structure and surrounds them in a stable, grounded environment, which is a necessity when growing up. She works extremely hard to support those kids and the lives they are accustomed to living.

The situation with Mady and her arm is she hurt it playing outside or something and Jon looked at that as the perfect opportunity to try and frame/extort Kate to get money. EVIL soulless human being! I feared him, to be honest.

All I have to say is you have no idea what went on behind the scenes!

I kept it all private.

You would all be SHOCKED. I figured I’d save this torture I went through and life lessons and all the real juicy crazy stuff the media did not get a hold of for a BOOK. It will make everything make more sense — time lines, evidence of time lines. Just the whole nightmare of this annoying, traumatic, hurtful Soap Opera, which encumbers so many lives around us with the media and public hating and talking so much smack that it made “nobodies” into” notorious”.

SUE ME if there’s not one true thing in the book it will be all 110% TRUE. I have kept all evidence and people, you would be SHOCKED!

What The Media Made Me, Hailey Glassman, A Regular Person:

A regular and “normal” 22 year old college girl enjoying her college years with good friends and always a good person, into this villain, a worldwide/household name overnight!

Dragged my name through the MUD (with false statements). The tabloids coming to my college at the time, Indiana University, and going around offering up cash money to anyone who can give them a “juicy” story on “Hailey Glassman”.

No fact checking at all. They couldn’t even fact check the easiest thing and get my age right. (Dumb asses)

Printed anything and everything, not caring if it was true or false.

Not knowing how any of the media worked back then I just hid and secluded myself from everyone and everything because I didn’t know who to trust of where to turn to but my family and, I thought, Jon. Didn’t know the side stuff he was doing to me (and the “real him” at the time) because I literally secluded myself. Lol It’s not funny but I try to always be positive and just makes me feel better I guess to laugh at things that hurt me. If that makes sense?

I’m just being brutally honest with all of you. I’m sharing my bare feelings with you all. This could of happened to anyone of you, your daughter, your cousin, your mom, your aunt, and your niece and I bet you’re sitting there thinking, ‘No, No, not me,’ but remember I stepped into this sh*t from him being a family friend and he then gets separated and calls my parents to tell them he has “nowhere to live”, plays victim, ”can I come.” They were kind enough to let him. We didn’t expect him to be how he truly is. We were ALL bamboozled guys (public). Let’s just leave it at that.

Look if you don’t like me fine, but you don’t know me. So what you saw ,college photos and took that reputation, ran with it and made me look like I ruined someone’s marriage. FALSE.

I think we all as a whole, the world, we are losing the fact of what “real news is.” I know you’re probably shocked I’m saying this. You all truly, none of you know me. U know of the cubby I have been cornered into and the image I was branded with. I know people make so much money on this tabloid crap magazines/websites etc, and everyone loves someone else’s misfortune, which is called Schadenfreude. If you don’t know what that means, it is a German word for the happiness of the misfortune of others. You can’t understand how one feels unless they have been through the ugly side of the media. I know it sounds like “whatever” but its true. The media the stress is a lot to deal with…

P.S. Not as dumb as you thought people…

Oh and yes p.s.s def check into Jon and whatever sh*t he is pulling on her now. Kate truly does stay quiet as much as I bet she wants to rip his head off and shove dog sh*t in his little grin of a smile….lol

This is the first time I ever wrote from my heart to the public just being real and getting the chance to speak to you all from my words, not a manger not some Telephone type of game.

You read all that? No? OK, here are the highlights:

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Hailey “What the fuck are you wearing/Thanks for the eye herp” Glassman, ex of Jon Gosselin, states that she’s been offered her own reality show.

Pardon me while I go pick my jaw up off the floor and launder my soiled pants.

Glassman states that the concept of the show will revolve around the endeavor of “leaving New York and all the negative” behind her. The show will be called, appropriately, Starting Over and will chronicle her move from being a NY ho to an LA ho New York to LA.

Hailey states that LA “could be fun” and that she might be the biggest “trainwreck” out there.

Look out, Lohan … Looks like you have competition. Or a kindred soul.

Could it be true? Could it even be possible that the hunky chunk of man that I lust after all day could possibly have a small package? Sure, sure. Everyone who’s ever slept with him has made claims recently that he’s working with some lackluster man meat, but the pure sexuality that he radiates tells my heart otherwise.

First it was just his ex Hailey Glassman who described his junk to Stepping Out Magazine as “tiny, tiny, tiny.” She said they would often discuss his tiny manhood explaining, “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there. I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”

I can’t imagine why a handsome man like Jon would deal with these abusive women, but apparently this is something he’s used to. Another source has spoken to Stepping Out and they said that his original abuser, ex-wife Kate, was much harsher on him and referred to his penis as “Stubby.” Like, that was the nickname she gave it.

These reports sound pretty convincing, but I’m going to have to keep my faith in Jon intact. I mean, how else do you explain all that hot young tail he’s able to reel in?

This little wench is turning out to be quite the media pro!

When Entertainment Tonight asked Hailey Glassman — who recently lost her position as the nightly remover of Jon Gosselin’s Ed Hardy shirt — what she thought of Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo, she had this to say:

“I like it! It’s a little shocking due to how short it was before. I think a new look is a new start and happier times. She’s like fine wine. Better over time. Did I mention how great her body looks? I wonder who her surgeon is? Jon’s poison. He plays the victim when he is the villain. This is also a way for her to throw it in his face. Jon always gave her shit about having short hair. Props to Kate. She can now be a MILF!”

A point of clarification: Kate’s surgeon is Hailey’s father. So that’s actually an honest-to-goodness joke and not a backhanded compliment.

I’m loving this Glassman chick’s uncanny way of sticking around the spotlight for waaaaaay longer than she should be. How much longer do you think she’ll make it? A week? A month? A year? WILL SHE GET A WEAVE PUT IN?? Only time will tell.

Over Christmas, Jon Gosselin had his New York apartment broken in to and completely ransacked. All signs pointed to Hailey Glassman, Jon’s now ex-girlfriend, who supposedly hates Jon now. However, the 22 year old says that she had nothing to do with the incident and her lawyers are backing her up by saying that it’s likely Jon is staging this whole break-in for publicity.

From People.com:

What reportedly clued Gosselin into a possible link with Glassman, who split with the reality-show dad in recent weeks? A note that she’d allegedly written, pinned to his dresser with a butcher knife.

But, says Glassman’s attorney, Anand Ahuja: “Somebody is trying to frame my client.”

And who’s an obvious suspect for that kind of crime? How about anattention-starved Gosselin? “I don’t know anything about any note and I can’t confirm it at this time,” Glassman’s other attorney, Stephanie Ovadia tells PEOPLE. “This appears to be a publicity stunt.”

Glassman did take items from the apartment, on which she split the rent with Gosselin – but everything she took belonged to her, according to her lawyers.

While doing anything for publicity would probably be a smart move for Jon right now (in terms of celebrity, anyway. In terms of being a human he should probably go hang out with his eight kids), I wouldn’t give the guy that much credit. He seems to be about as smooth as your mother’s face when it comes to these sorts of stunts.

Hailey “All Class” Glassman referees a “celebrity” boxing tournament at the — wait for it — Philadelphia Airport Ramada in Essington, Pennsylvania. My Lord this is an attractive woman. Oh wait no I was thinking of someone else.

(Side note: I have spent a significant amount of time in Essington, Pennsylvania. It is not a place that attracts celebrities. Or, ya know, solid roofing.)

The kicker here is that the photo agency can’t even identify any of the “celebrities” in the boxing match. I think they’re all former Playboy models.

Hailey arrived to perform these very important duties wearing sweatpants and Uggs and an Ed Hardy shirt with a ripped back. God, that’s just not a decision I would have made. And it just took me a second to remember that she is famous for dating Jon Gosselin and not as a cast member of Jersey Shore. But I’d sure as shit pay to watch this bitch fight JWoww in the ring — or, better yet, Kate Gosselin.