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A Quotables That Could Never Be 140 Characters

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“Since announcing that I may be deleting my twitter I have gotten numerous emails and twitter responds from many women and men telling me that my quotes and just various different things I have talked about on my page have helped them through there rough times/days. Women have told me that they admire the courage that it took for me to go out there and bare my heart and soul and just show the world yes I have feelings and I am a human being! Since minute one I have expressed how its been rough and hard on my twitter page, I guess through all this sadness knowing that I’ve helped others, from me just expressing my true emotions makes it all worth while, and how hard its been especially for a 22 yr old that went into this whole thing blinded. By the way the one thing the public was correct about is YES I was 110% NAÏVE coming into this whole thing. But if me letting the world see how upset I was has helped others feel better, then hey it wasn’t all a waist of sadness. Everyone goes through rough times. We’re all human. I guess its one of those cases of SCHADENFREUDE- which means happiness of the misfortune of others. MY situation made women around the world think, “Hey I’m glad I’m not Hailey Glassman”-LOL. So in life when things/situations get you down or you’re just unhappy you have to be positive and think “hey it could always be worse”.  The media has constantly lied about me. I try to move on with my life and I’m tired of being hurt and bullied by the world/media.  A GREAT EXAMPLE is right now I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet at me (haileyglassman1) calling me a “SKANK” and constantly a “HOME WRECKER” and making up up-surd lies about me and spreading lies that “HOMEWRECKER HAILEY HAD FAKE TEARES THAT SLUT SKANK”, (he’s said worse) but this was all said of him today.
LOOK PEREZ YOU MAKE A LIVING OFF TELLING LIES AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS. WE SHOULD ALL JUST CALL YOU MICHAEL LOHAN. YOU’RE THE GAY VERSION OF MICHAEL LOHAN. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR OLD FAT WITH YOUR BLUE OR YELLOW GREEN WHATEVER HAIR COLOR U MAY HAVE THEN YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, YOU HAVE MADE A LIVING OFF OF BLOOD MONEY. YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND THE SAD THING IS EVERYONE KNOWS IT INCLUDING YOU BUT IT OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PHASE YOU. WHICH I MEAN PROPS TO BEING STRONG, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE A PIECE OF SH*T. AND ANOTHER THING PEREZ KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT’S A B*TCH AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY. I HAVE LOOKED INTO SUEING YOU AND DECIDED, “EH WHATEVER I’LL LET IT GO YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT BUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH IS ME TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRUTALLY HONEST MOMMENTS.
Sincerely,
Hailey Glassman”

Hailey Glassman’s “up-surd” Tweet on steroids as posted on Twerbose, the service that’s available for when you can’t get your thoughts down in the 140 character limit imposed by Twitter.  Another available service, for when 140 just won’t do?  A blog.

Sidenote:  Glassman is a college graduate.

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  • I am just so fucking impressed that she didn’t spell “phase” with an “f.”
    Seriously. Gold star for Ms. Glassman.

    (perfect pic for this one, btw)

  • A college degree does not mean a damn thing these days. Any moron with parents to pony up tuition can graduate.

  • Hailey needs to stop wasting her time twittering and get her ass back to the fifth grade, where she missed some valuable English classes. What an R-tard.

    • haha, couldn’t have said it better myself! As much as I dislike Perez and his annoying blog, I gotta say she didn’t make him seem so bad. And that’s saying A LOT.

  • I especially liked “waist of sadness”. That one made me chuckle a bit.

    I can’t take her seriously after this. I know that was her intention, to make people see that “OMG GUYZ, I’M HUMAN TOO! I GOTS FEELINS AND JUNK!” but I can’t do it. I just want to bring out my red pen and laugh at her.

    BTW – Where are all these people who have sent her messages about how she helped them through “there” days. I want to talk to these folks.

  • Is she really a graduate? I thought she went to IU, Indiana University, and then left her soph/junior year?

    I remember it because I’m from Indiana and was rather disgusted that she went there.

  • lmao.. that was just too funny… I really hope Kate reads it so she can have a laugh as well.. Jon must be so proud!! his 5 year olds are smarter than his gf… Fucking ridiculous..

  • “Another available service, for when 140 just won’t do? A blog.”

    Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  • Is everyone illiterate? It seems like I can’t spend 3 minutes on the internet without having my brain assaulted with incorrect uses homophones, complete disregard for punctuation and capitalization, and the inability to spell even the most rudimentary English words.

    But the bigger problem, as far as I’m concerned, is that this type of blog (and make no mistake, Ms. Glassman is not alone in her incompetence) demonstrates a deeper ill: not only can’t these morons WRITE, they can’t THINK, either. I think actually having something interesting and cogent to say should be a prerequisite for writing in the public arena.

    Also: colleges need to toughen up their (see how I did that, with the possessive? Are you reading, Hailey?) standards.

    • Shoot, that should have been “incorrect uses OF homophones.” Sorry, guys. Feel free to disregard everything else I said…it’s no worse punishment than I deserve. :,(

      • I don’t know who annoys me more – pedants or the Haileys of this world who can’t spell and of course, who don’t give homophones the respect they deserve :D

  • SCHADENFREUDE—she comes up with that but can’t get absurd or waste correct? Take note kids: Drugs are bad.

    • I’m pretty sure she used that German word, Schadenfreude, to sound smart. I’m also pretty sure that the only reason she knows that is because of the broadway show Avenue Q.

      • I agree. They also spell Schadenfreude at the end of the song, which explains how SHE knew how to spell it.

  • I’m not too sure she should be laying down the diss on Michael Lohan — I was under the impression he and Jon are BFF. Right?

  • Wait… I thought we hated Perez… shouldn’t there be at least some sympathy for her plight?

    I’m so confused. Who to root for when both parties are obnoxious famewhores?

    • Whoever has the upper hand at that moment in time. Revel in them destroying one another, at least if we leave it up to them we can all just sit back and watch.

  • Haha up-surd :)
    I read all the way until that point without really caring but I got there and was wondering if that was an actual word. Then I stopped.

    I also am kind of ashamard to admit I thought it was Miley Cyrus until it mentioned being 22.

  • Hailey was right when she said that people can look at her and realize their life could be worse. Not only could people have to deal with the Gosselin drama, but they could also have her English skills (or lack thereof). An example w/in an example.

  • My disgust for her has merely turned into dislike, now that i have read this. so sad to think that a 22 yr old would be with that fat roll with hair plugs due to their low self esteem.

  • Word’s spell-check doesn’t do homonym assessments, unfortunately.

    For all her prattling about being in the public eye and being so naive once upon a time, you would have thought she’d learned the value of correct grammar.

  • I’m glad she has “bared” her soul with the world.

    Now if only she would accept my facebook friend request….

    • i cant believe people in this page are so FAZED with hailey glassman when perez hilton is the biggest asshole there is, at least she’s standing up for herself. and its not that i like hailey, but seriously who is she? she’s fucking john gosseling, big deal, who cares. she is everywhere because the media gives her airspace. yet perez goes out of his way to be a total bitch, he is just mean and envious, i dislike him so much…

  • ok so i started skimming the article and saw “deleting twitter” and i assumed this was something from miley cyrus. I laughed out loud in my library when i read tha part that said “hey at least i’m not Hailey glassman”

    then I realized that this was actually written by hailey. a lot less funny.

    and wow, she is a BAD speller.

  • that picture is perfect. I love it! She is slammed against the wall — and took the tree with her.

    Priceless.

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