“Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and ‘change’ and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat...
“Donald has beautiful legs… Very long and beautifully shaped legs.”
– Donald‘s wife, Melania, on her husband’s gorgeous gams.
Man, I tell ya, I was on... You remember Rachel Uchitel — Tiger’s wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend’s going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump... It’s like the Polanski petition all over again with all the celebrities backing Tiger Woods during his “time of need”. You’d think that most people would be afraid... Everyone hates her, but I guess she makes good TV. At least she used to. I don’t think anyone finds her relevant anymore, except for maybe Donald Trump, who’s hard-set on... Last night was the Celebrity Apprentice finale. It was absolutely riveting television and I cannot believe I didn’t watch this season. Joan Rivers won $250,000 for her charity... “She better get the hell out. If she goes back, she’s a loser, and she doesn’t deserve to have any future success.”
Donald Trump, to Inside Edition, about Rihanna and Chris... Sigh.
I am SO OVER Donald Trump and this stupid show of his. If it weren’t the slowest news day in recent history (YES I KNOW THERE’S A WAR IN GAZA BUT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT... WHO THE FUCK IS STILL WATCHING THIS SHIT?
ZOMG.
NBC is going to be airing two hours of Celebrity Apprentice in its winter season. I haven’t watched this show in years, and I... David Blaine and Donald Trump announce their upcoming endurance challenge, where Blaine will hang upside down for three days from a thin wire strung five stories above New York. He’ll... Since we all know Donald Trump secretly hopes to run for President one day, it’s only fair that we start caring about his political opinions now.
Trump will be voting for McCain... Donald Trump has offered to buy the LA mansion of Ed McMahon — saving it from foreclosure — and then lease it back to McMahon, who defaulted on his loans.
The developer told...
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