You remember Rachel Uchitel — Tiger’s wacked-out mistress #1? Looks like girlfriend’s going to be on the next season of The Apprentice. So help us God.
Trump, Apprentice creator, was said to have called Uchitel a few weeks ago about the possibility of having her on his reality show, and she reportedly said “Absolutely.”
David Boreanaz, Tiger Woods … this opens up Hollywood and it’s “leading” men to the cavernous orifice known as Rachel Uchitel’s vagina, and her seedy manipulations, too.
Good move, Trump. Now that you’re bringing this fetid old crotch launcher into the open, the “I Fucked Rachel Uchitel” disease should spread faster than fucking ebola.