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NBC Fires Donald Trump For Being A Racist Asshole

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God, it truly is a wonderful time to be alive. The Supreme Court finally ruled to legalize marriage equality, True Detective is back on the air, and NBC finally fired Donald Trump for being a racist prick. Ain’t life grand?! The final straw was the INSANE speech he gave last week when announcing his intention to run for president (LOLOL), wherein he claimed that all Mexicans are drug-addicted rapists that are contributing to the downfall of this here great country of ours. It truly came off as the rantings of a mad man, and NBC gave him a taste of his old medicine with the whole “You’re fired!” bit.

From TMZ:

Donald Trump has been fired from NBC because of his recent comments about Mexicans, but hey, business is business, so there’s a catch.

NBC just said, “Due to the recent derogatory statements by Donald Trump regarding immigrants, NBC Universal is ending its business relationship with Mr. Trump.”

The network says ‘Miss USA’ and ‘Miss Universe’ will no longer air on NBC.

As for “The Apprentice,” the network notes Trump has already said he won’t participate because of his presidential run.

BUT … the network says, “Celebrity Apprentice” is a Mark Burnett production and “that relationship will continue.” And guess who hosts that show? NBC did not say it would demand a different host.

He’s now threatening to sue the network, anyway, so I doubt any kind of relationship between the two will continue. But hey, I’m sure Fox News will pick up the series!

Trump is – in words he would use himself – a “major loser”. The sooner this asshole disappears from the public eye, the better.  It’s once again been made clear that money certainly can’t buy you a working brain, and he’s living proof.

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Donald Trump Majorly Disses Russell Brand

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Donald Trump apparently has it in for Russell Brand — who knew? He’s impossible to predict. He loves Miley Cyrus but hates Beyoncé. And now, he’s turning his hate towards Russell Brand, and is doing it on Twitter (of course). Trump loves his Twitter. The looney mogul tweeted:

Which is pretty amazing, considering Russell Brand wasn’t even on Jimmy Fallon‘s show. He was on Letterman. Trump goes on:  

Then, he decides to personally involve Katy Perry

He still wasn’t done, adding,

I mean, what the hell? What did Russell Brand ever do to Donald Trump? Why is he taking this so personally? Don’t worry — Russell Brand fired back with,

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Oh man. Well, I’m definitely on Team Russell with this one. Who the hell does Donald Trump thinks he is to bust in like that and majorly diss someone for no real reason? It’s pretty classless. I wish Russell came up with better zingers — I like the “are you drunk” bit, but going after his hair seems too easy. He could have done better.

Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon and Katy Perry appear to be staying out of this. I don’t blame them. I wouldn’t get involved either!

Whose side are you on in this?

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This Is Miley’s Idea of Sexy, and Donald Trump Loves It

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This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley’s photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-”urban” tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump – yes, Donald Trump – has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to “ignore the haters” and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just “jealous”. Yeah, nope. Also, ew.

Let’s start with these photos first. What kind of ’80s nightmare is this shit? I don’t understand what she thinks she’s going for here (besides ’80s nightmare, that is) – it’s just awful. The plaid pleather pants? The slicked back hairdo? The trench coat with nothing else on? Girl, no. Sit the hell down.

As for Donald, I can’t even give any commentary there because I’m that confused/disgusted that this is even a thing that happened. I’ll just embed his Vine here and you can take it as you will (an old man, who probably jerks off to Miley’s VMA performance every night, trying to stay relevant?):

And here are the other Bangerz photos, just for you:

Newsflash: Donald Trump’s a Racist!

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I guess we’re all acting surprised that Donald Trump has said something (else) unabashedly racist by claiming that most of the crime in America is committed by “blacks and hispanics” and encouraging his followers to stop being so politically correct… and instead to start targeting minorities for being oppressed by assholes like himself, I guess???


Oh, lord. Donald Trump is a racist, a homophobe, a misogynist… need I go on? Not to mention both times I’ve interviewed him, he’s been the most self-absorbed prick EVER, so what’s his point, even? And by “his point”, I mean his point in existing.

Donald Trump Thinks Martha Stewart Is a Total Catch

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I’m not really sure that an endorsement from Donald Trump on your date-ability is really the best thing you could have if you’re trying to find a nice guy to shack up with on Match.com, but that’s exactly what Martha Stewart got this week. You see, Donald and Martha are old friends and he thinks any guy would be lucky to have her. I’d say! Have you tried her basic pancake recipe? Her buttermilk chocolate cupcakes? Have you felt the softness of her towels? I rest my case.

In any case, instead of sending her a text or an email, Donald decided to take to Access Hollywood Live to wish Martha good luck in her search, which is… sweet or something?

“I know Martha very well… I like Martha a lot,” Trump commented. “She looks fantastic and whoever gets Martha will be very lucky… She’s a very good woman.”

Trump also offered his thoughts on the kind of man who would be a good match for the wealthy and well-to-do Stewart.

“She’s going to need a really confident guy or a man with absolutely no confidence whatsoever,” he joked.

“There’s no in-between, [I] think probably the no confidence would be better.”

Yep, nothing makes a man or woman more attractive that absolutely zero belief in themselves and lots of self-doubt. I can see the cartoon hearts flying out of her ears right now!

In all seriousness, Martha is amazing – it can’t be long now before someone tries to put a ring on it, right? (Good luck on that – Martha ain’t that easy!)

Donald Trump Thinks Beyoncé Shouldn’t Dance So Sexy

It’s no secret that Donald Trump is a Grade A asshole for a variety of reasons – he’s homophobic, racist, pro-guns… blah blah blah. But the entrepreneur took it to a whole new level of nasty when he criticised the queen this week. That’s right: Donald Trump thinks Beyoncé was way too sexy at the Super Bowl.

From The Howard Stern Show (via BET.com):

Calling into the Howard Stern Show to discuss a variety of topics, Trump got into dialogue about lip-syncing and was led into the issue of Beyoncé. The real estate mogul was more disturbed by the pop icon’s suggestive dancing.

“When Beyoncé was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner,” Trump commented, “if someone else would have done that it would have been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous… I thought it was not appropriate.…”

But Trump also noticed that what he perceived as scandalous wasn’t by most viewers and the rest of country. “There’s been no mention of it,” he concluded. “So, obviously, it must not have been so bad. She gets a pass.”

Listen, Donald – don’t hate just because you’re past prime thrusting age and would break a hip if you so much as attempted it. Also, who in the hell do you think you are to give anyone “a pass” – like, I’m sure Beyoncé is losing sleep over whether or not she has your approval and all, but just shut up. The reason there was no mention of it is because your old ass is the only one who cares.

Donald Trump’s Got Some Things to Say About Kristen Stewart

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And because I’m sure Donald Trump is the most monogamous man alive, and probably the most ethical and moral, to boot, we should totally, totally be taking him very seriously, guys.

This is what the Don had to say on Twitter earlier today:

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!”

So now? Officially? I’m really, really glad that Robert Pattinson decided to go ahead and forgive Kristen Stewart for indulging the carnal pleasures of cunnilingus with a buck-toothed director, because really, anything to be contrary to Donald Trump, OK? I mean, seriously. How is this guy even allowed to have a Twitter anyhow?