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President Donald Trump Wants Lena Dunham, Whoopi Goldberg To Leave The USA

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It’s through gritted teeth that I have to admit that I agree with Lena Dunham and Whoopi Goldberg on the topic of Donald Trump, presidential hopeful and literal piece of shit. They think he’s awful and claim that Trump taking political office is enough to want to leave the country over, and frankly, they’re kinda right. Trump himself doesn’t agree, though, and when he gets into the White House, well, he invites both Lena and Whoopi (and I suppose me) to get to steppin’.

Here’s what Trump had to say on Fox & Friends, as reported by Politico:

Trump’s response: “Well, she’s a B-actor. You know, she has no — you know, no mojo.”

“I heard Whoopi Goldberg too. That would be a great thing for our country,” Trump said, as the show flashed a graphic of celebrities who it said would leave the U.S. for Canada, including Dunham, Jon Stewart and Rosie O’Donnell, with whom the Manhattan real estate mogul has feuded for years.

When co-host Steve Doocy pointed out O’Donnell’s name on the list, Trump remarked, “Now I have to get elected.”

“Now I have to get elected because I’ll be doing a great service to our country,” he said. “Now it’s much more important. In fact, I’ll immediately get off this call and start campaigning right now.”

Frankly, if enough Americans are dumb enough to want this yahoo running the country, I don’t think it’s a safe place for any of us. But the fact that someone who literally wants to take the highest office in the land is spending valuable campaign time addressing what he calls “B-actors” says all I need to know about him.