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Demi Moore

Demi Moore is All Flirty and Playful

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From Life & Style:

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Demi Moore, 49, has been secretly dating New Zealand–born actor Martin Henderson, who is 12 years her junior.

Life & Style has obtained exclusive photos of the couple on a romantic Connecticut getaway. On July 19, Demi and Martin went to lunch at Nine Main Bakery and Deli in New Preston, Conn. “She was in line and a Colbie Caillat song came on — she started singing along and dancing in a playful, flirty way,” shares a fellow diner. After lunch, the two went grocery shopping together, then drove back to the house where they stayed on their vacation.

“They were very comfortable with each other,” notes a fellow diner.

Three days earlier, they’d enjoyed a lobster dinner at a friend’s house, followed by a two-hour hike at Steep Rock Preserve the next morning. Later that night, Demi and Martin, 37, joined pals for a casual outdoor barbecue. “They just kept chatting and laughing,” reports a guest.

Notes another insider who saw the actress on her romantic getaway, “She looked great — chatty, healthy and happy.”

Was the song in question ‘Bubbly’? Because it just has to be. With lyrics like “it starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose,” and “I get the tinglies in a silly place,” it’s all Demi. And the “dancing in a flirty, playful way”? Oh I could seriously throw up, and that’s not an exaggeration.

Whatever, girl. I just hope you’re HAPPY, and not just “happy” for the sake of trying to put it in someone else’s eye, because that’s just not healthy. “Happy” and healthy just don’t go hand-in-hand like you think.

Are Demi Moore’s Daughters Getting a Restraining Order Against Their Mom?

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One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn’t be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone’s gone forever and after that, nothing changes.

God. Some people are just so stupid.

A new report says that Demi‘s three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are considering getting a restraining order against their mother, who—gasp!—is trying to contact them in order to repair whatever brokenness is happening in their relationship.

The source at Radar Online says:

“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now but she is still trying to contact them. … Demi has been calling them incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her and the girls are sick of it. It is a really drastic measure and not something they are considering lightly but they just feel like they want some peace and quiet.”

To me it just looks like the three young girls are being ungrateful little bitches and trying to bail on one too-obviously disturbed mother who probably hasn’t even been the worst mother in the world at all. To take the time to even talk to their mom, to try to work through their problems would probably cut in on precious f-cking scrubby-looking young men, posing nude, and trying to sing their way (in a sub-par way) to stardom, and heaven forbid they stop their bid for undue fame for forty f-cking seconds.

I’m just thankful that my little family unit is far, far away from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, or really, any spotlight whatsoever. People can be so f-cked up when they know everyone’s watching, you know?

Demi Moore’s Daughters Are Fed Up With Demi Moore, Also We’re Going to See the Young One Topless Soon

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From Radar Online:

Demi Moore’s daughters are no longer talking to their troubled mother, a source close to the family tells exclusively.

The source says the relationship between the three girls and Demi has reached “breaking point” after a series of fights and they have cut off all contact with her.

“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah just don’t want to deal with the drama at the moment,” a source close to the family tells “Since breaking up with Ashton, Demi has been a mess. The girls were there for her through it all — the split and the rehab but now they just feel like they need a little distance.

“Demi is just being very needy right now and the girls are tired of it, they want a mother not another little sister. They are all concerned that she is going to relapse and head back to rehab and they can’t deal with the stress and worry of it.

“The breaking point was Tallulah’s graduation. None of the girls wanted Demi there but she turned up anyway and it was really strained. They had a huge fight afterwards and the girls decided it would be in their best interests to take a break from Demi for a while.

“Another huge bone of contention has been the girls’ relationship with Ashton. They all adore him and talk to him regularly which Demi hates, but he was a huge part of their lives when they were growing up and they don’t want to break off all contact with him.

“This won’t be forever, but for now the girls just need a little breathing space and to concentrate on themselves and their own lives.”

Blah, blah, blah. Family drama is so boring, you know? It’s like, come on. Every family’s got some sort of drama, and just because it’s Demi Moore (and involves a much younger man, whippets, rehab, and rebounds) doesn’t make it any more interesting. But do you know what is pretty interesting? Well I’ll tell you. Remember the youngest Willis, Tallulah? The one we expected to go off the rails a long time ago? Well, she’s on her way there. Sources are claiming that there are topless photos of the eighteen-year-old floating around, one of which shows her puffing on a joint. Yup! The same sources say that there’re four photos, and in all of them, Tallulah‘s tatas are hanging out.

Are you surprised? Well. You shouldn’t be. She’s dating this guy, after all. You can’t tell me that this douche doesn’t look like the type to take nudie pics of his girlfriend WHO HE LOVES in order to sell them to the highest bidder:

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Naw, man, right?

Joe Manganiello is Not Dating Demi Moore, OK?

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From Us:

The Magic Mike stud, 35, was first linked to Demi Moore, 49, in early June after witnesses spotted them chatting and during the That’s My Boy after party in L.A. But in an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Thursday, Manganiello assured women everywhere that “there is 100 percent zero truth” to relationship rumors.

(Moore split with Ashton Kutcher, 34, in November 2011 after six years of marriage; he had been unfaithful to her on numerous occasions, most notably with party girl Sara Leal on their sixth wedding anniversary.)

At the Samsung Galaxy S III launch in Beverly Hills later that night, Manganiello admitted to Us Weekly that he typically doesn’t “care to talk about his personal life, unless it is to shoot down rumors that I’m dating someone — like what showed up on the internet this week.”

Jeez. Normally people don’t protest so vehemently when dating rumors start to swirl. I mean, celebrities are constantly being linked to other celebrities, and it’s not like it’s anything out of the ordinary, but Joe, here, damn. Joe’s pretty up-front and firm that he is—in no way whatsoever—dating or considering dating Demi Moore. Sorry, girl. Maybe it’s your turn to make a fiery, iron-clad statement about how you’d never even remotely f-cking consider dating Joe Manganiello ever in life. Because that’s basically what he just did to you, girl*. Cripes.

*Don’t sweat it too hard, girl. Joe Manganiello’s just another TV scrub. I mean, honestly. We didn’t even have a category created here for him prior to today.

But Really, Ashton and Demi Aren’t Getting Back Together

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From People:

Demi Moore andAshton Kutcher are amicable exes.

The pair, who announced their plans to divorce in November, reunited at Kabbalah instructor Yehuda Berg’s 40th birthday gathering on Thursday at the Intercontinental Hotel in L.A.’s Century City – but contrary to reports, the former couple aren’t reuniting.

“They were friendly,” an insider tells PEOPLE of the interaction between the duo, who arrived separately. “Ashton got up at one point and grabbed coffee in a paper cup for Demi, and they smiled a few times during the program at each other. They seemed to get along and feel comfortable.”

According to another source, friendly interaction is as far as things will go between the exes.

“The family is in a pretty good place right now, but Ashton and Demi won’t go back to being what they were,” the source says. “Ashton will always be a part of their lives, especially with regard to the girls and how close he is with them.”

Of Moore, 49, who recently completed a stint in treatment, the source says Kutcher, 34, “will always support” his ex, but “the relationship has evolved and will continue to. There are just too many issues to go back. It’s about figuring out how to move forward into a new place.”

I’m so sorry, you guys. I know that we were all hoping against hope that these two crazy kids could really work things out*, but it’s just not going to happen. Sometimes things don’t work out like you want them to, you know? Sometimes bad things happen to good people. Sometimes Ashton Kutcher happens to good people. It’s just the way the world works. So buck up, everybody, because life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows and cupcakes. Sometimes, life is Ashton Kutcher in a cowboy hat, singing George Strait song, and it’s hard, and it’s inescapable, but you just have to get through it. And trust me, you guys, we’ll get through this. Together.

*No one was actually hoping that, right?

Demi Moore Is Not Getting Back Together With Ashton Kutcher, OK?

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Remember those Tweets that Emily told you about? The ones that were magically pulled down earlier this weekend? Here they are, back in “context”—Wiz Khalifa, apparently someone who Demi follows on Twitter, Tweeted something that Demi favorited:

“We all make mistakes. Don’t let that be the reason you give up on somebody.”

And then later on in the day, Demi Tweeted something from The Love Stories:

“Sometimes you have to love people from a distance and give them space and time to get their minds right.”

Couple that with the story that Demi and Ashton reunited at a mutual friend’s birthday party, complete with big, soppy ‘I’m sorry’ lovefest that—of course—just had to take place in a public venue, and you’d think that the two were on the road to reconciliation, right? According to Demi, not so fast. Last night, Demi fired back at the rumors that she still wants Ashton back (and is still apparently waiting for him to welcome her back), and said that the media puts their own spin on things to twist the actual meaning:

“You have to laugh at the media’s need to twist and take tweets out of context so they can create fictitious stories to sell to the public! Nice bit of wisdom passed on to me, ‘the faster you find what’s funny about something, the better it is!’

First of all, come on. There’s no twisting her own Tweet of “SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LOVE PEOPLE FROM A DISTANCE AND GIVE THEM SPACE AND TIME TO GET THEIR MINDS RIGHT.” How could anyone with half a brain interpret that otherwise? Or, wait—I guess Demi was speaking in generalities, right? She wasn’t talking about anyone in particular, more just really

Also, the second part of that Tweet? I don’t even know what that means. ‘The faster you find what’s funny about something, the better it is’? What exactly are we talking about here? Jokes? Asparagus? A decade of love wasted on a douchebag that’s stuck in his adolescence? I’m afraid I can’t exactly appreciate how funny it is because I just … well, I’m just not quite sure what’s so funny about this. Guess the joke’s on me, then, is that it?

Are Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Getting Back Together?

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From The Mirror:

Demi Moore and Ashton ­Kutcher could be on course for a sensational reconciliation. The glamorous couple, whose break-up shocked Hollywood, have put their divorce plans on ice.

They met for the first time this week since Demi, 49, dumped her husband of six years and went into rehab after claims that he had cheated. The pair were locked in a 60-second embrace at the birthday party of the man who officiated at their wedding and friends are sure their feelings for each other are as strong as ever.

A source told the Sunday Mirror: “They are still desperately in love and could be on for a reconciliation. The divorce isn’t being processed right now.”

Demi had been laying down hints all week on Twitter that she could be ready to forgive and start from scratch. And Ashton, 34, had tears in his eyes as he made a speech at the party, declaring: “I’ve made all these horrendous mistakes in the last year.”

A guest at the 40th birthday bash for Kaballah Rabbi Yehuda Berg said: “Ashton’s voice started to break as he spoke. He just fell into tears. He sat down to a round of applause while Demi just looked ­frozen.”

Ashton had arrived at the InterContinental Hotel in Beverly Hills two hours before Indecent Proposal star Demi.

A guest said: “Ashton was there quietly socialising and Demi showed up a couple of hours later looking amazing. She went over to wish Yehuda a happy birthday and Ashton was right by him. Yehuda left them to talk. They started to chat and were extremely affectionate. She was ­staring at him like a love-sick puppy.”

The witness added: “They both sat at the front with a mutual friend between them. Demi got up to speak and spoke about family not necessarily being your blood but being people who love you. Then Ashton got up and he spoke about how amazing Yehuda was. He said that if Yehuda is your friend, he’ll love you unconditionally, no ­matter what mistakes you’ve made, before making the emotional admission that he had made mistakes. It was obvious he was referring to the break-up.”

Yeah, I checked out Demi’s Twitter to see all those hints, but surprisingly, I couldn’t find any, so I think I’m going to go ahead and say that this isn’t going to happen. I think the era of Demi and Aston is pretty much over, don’t you? Or could any of you see an upcoming reconciliation?