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Susan Sarandon Banged David Bowie


Susan Sarandon is now someone I’m jealous of, as the actress banged David Bowie in the 1980′s while working on the film The Hunger. (Between this and going to awards shows stoned, she’s gotta be the coolest, right?) She talked about it with The Daily Beast, saying, via Daily News:

He’s worth idolizing. He’s extraordinary.

(He’s) just a really interesting person, and so bright. He’s a talent and a painter, and… he’s great.

Apparently they “parted ways” because Sarandon didn’t want children at the time.

Listen, when David Bowie wants to have your children, you have David Bowie’s children. (Bowie is currently married to supermodel Iman. They have a daughter together.) I don’t even WANT children, but for Bowie…

But that’s me. Which rock star would YOU give it up for?

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Lady GaGa’s World Is Ruled by David Bowie, Even Though They’ve Never Met

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Lady GaGa turned up on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man (airing tonight on Channel 4 in the UK) to talk about a variety of bullshit, including how obsessed she is with David Bowie even though she’s yet to meet the man.

“I have not met him yet, it’s okay – you know I’m such a big fan, that it’s kind of this weird amazing thing that I haven’t met him yet.

“He’s sort of like an alien prince. He still runs my universe as well, like, every morning I wake up and I think, ‘What would Bowie do?’

“But I guess for him it was a sense of perfection. These things he created, it was self expression for him but also a sense of protection for who he personally is as David. And for me, this is a sense of protection, I’m not really protecting myself actually because myself is who you see every day, and my inability to rest in one soul is just who I am.

“I’ve just always kind of thought life’s too short to wear one hat, and I don’t know if it makes me crazy or not, but it’s just the way the f**king cookie crumbles in my house.”

I don’t really get what any of that means or how in the world she thinks she’s in the same league as Bowie (who I think would find her absolutely laughable) but whatever. Bowie is an “alien prince” who created perfection to protect himself but she doesn’t protect herself in the same way because she’s who she is or something? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I don’t know why I even bother to try.

PS What in mermaid hell is that wig? Homegirl is a millionaire with a wig she found in the discount bin at Walgreens.

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David Bowie Voted Best-Dressed Brit In History

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David Bowie was named the best-dressed British person in history by BBC History Magazine. I’m sure Daniel Radcliffe was a close second (dat blue suit). And if Moby didn’t feel badly enough about losing Bowie’s hat, now he’s got to deal with this. He lost the hat of the most well-dressed Briton in history. That poor man.

Mr. David Robert Jones faced some stiff competition. From the official site of BBC History Magazine:

Other contenders for the title were Queen Elizabeth I; Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire; and original dandy Beau Brummell, a fashion icon who reputedly spent six hours a day getting ready. The trio received 13.6 per cent, 9.5 per cent and 8.4 per cent of the votes respectively.

Less obvious nominations for the accolade included Henry III, a monarch known for his love of luxurious fabrics; Whig politician Charles James Fox and 17th-century diarist Samuel Pepys.

Bowie won with 48.5% of the vote.

Suck it, Kate Middleton!!

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