Christina Aguilera and her soon-to-be-ex-hubby Jordan Bratman are still living together as they’re trying to sort out the details of their divorce and co-raise their son Max. Jordan says he wont leave their pad until he finds a comfortable place to live. If that situation wasn’t sticky enough, Christina’s new man, Matthew Rutler, has moved in with the two of them.

A source close to Christina describes the situation as “awkward.”

With mom and dad and mom’s boyfriend all living under one roof, could this arrangement possibly be healthy for little Max? Maybe. Many studies show that most kids don’t really give a shit about the environment they grew up in so long as there are caring adults around. Then again, it seems like it would be confusing to see your once monogamous parents welcome a strange man into their home who currently happens to be porking mom. That’s a lot for one little kid to take in.

Here’s hoping Jordy does the right thing and finds his own place before Max is old enough to understand the full extent of what’s going on.

For the past few weeks, I’ve noticed an alarming new trend in Hollywood – hats.  I know some of you may say that it’s wintertime, and people need to keep their head parts warm, and I agree.  However, I would tack on the end of that agreement that ageless adage of “if you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”  And I’m taking a stand for the outlawing of stupid ass hats that make you look like you scalped an animal.

Peruse the gallery to check out photos of spiritual gangsta Goldie Hawn morphing into a troll doll, Vanessa Hudgens proudly displaying whatever her latest kill was, Pink mocking the plight of the pandas, and Christina Aguilera in a pair of nearly acceptable but misguided earmuffs.

Let’s take a stand, you guys.  Unless you think it’s cute.  Then whatever, you’re part of the problem.

Nude photos of singer Christina Aguilera hit the web today and now we’re learning that, of course, the photos were of the never-to-be-seen variety. Christina’s rep spoke out about the photos today and said, “The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist. We are attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively. Their conduct is reprehensible.”

We have a censored versions of the photos that were posted on Egotastic. Personally, I don’t find any of them to be much racier than things I’ve seen her wearing out in public, but stolen property is still stolen property.

“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it. I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. … When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.”

I’m also sure that it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she, one morning, woke up in a sweaty, feverish, and sober realization that she married the offspring of Steven Spielberg and a reject Muppet, just without all of the money and a lot more wiry fuzz.

… I’m thinking something along the lines of, like, ‘See, told you these crazy celebrities really just like us.’

You hear stories about big-time singers getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to perform at private parties all the time, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of someone getting paid like Christina Aguilera did this weekend.

Charles Brandes, an investment guru AKA super-crazy rich dude, hired X-Tina to come down to his San Diego mansion and perform an hour-long set for the guests at his over-the-top annual Halloween party. It’s rumored that she walked away with a cool milli for her work that night. That has to be some sort of record.

Beyonce pulled in $2 million for a private show she did last New Year’s but she had to perform for Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi’s son, and they’re like… really unpopular people. Seriously unpopular people who have said and done some really gross things. It was 2 million dollars of dirty money, if you ask me.

Whatever. Let’s not harp. It’s Tuesday. Let’s keep it chill.

If you had a million dollars to blow on the performer of your choice, who would you have play a private show for you?