1Maroon 5′s Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera Teamed Up to Record a Song

And in a completely unsurprising move, they performed it on the latest Voice episode. Which is kind of what I want to talk about. Is anyone actually watching this show? Seriously, I think I know one person who’s addicted to it. And I don’t even really “know” them, I just happened to hear them talking about how much they loooove it one day in passing. I mean, I don’t even see Facebook discussions about this show. I think that’s the true telling of something’s popularity these days, doesn’t it?

I know that the concept of Adam Levine and Christina Aguilera teaming up would have been super hot in 2002 or so, but time goes by and things change and apparently, so do careers.

Do you guys (if any of you are, you know, watching it) think it’s going to be a one-and-done type thing, maybe kind of like the song that Adam and Christina performed, or do you think it’s here to stay?

June 22, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

1Quotables: Christina Aguilera Is Not An Alcoholic, How Dare You

“I know what everyone was saying. And during that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I’ve always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. My heel got caught in my train, and if it wasn’t for Jennifer Hudson, who picked me up as I went down, I would have fallen to the floor. When it happened, it was just like, What else, God?! What else?! I threw my hands up in the air and started smiling, because what else could go wrong?”

Sure, Christina, it was the train that made you trip. And when you got arrested for being drunk in the passenger seat of a car, you were a victim. No really, that’s what she calls herself in this interview, a “victim of celebrity.”  I would have pegged her for a victim of Jagerbombs and low self esteem, but perhaps that’s just me.

June 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

9Love It or Leave It: Christina Aguilera Gets Chopped, Photoshopped, and Taken Down a Peg or Two

Christina Aguilera is photographed for the cover of W magazine, looking everything that she’s been avoiding lately: pale, sober, makeup-less, and naked. Here’s another shot:

My opinion? Despite the obvious Photoshop, this is the look that Christina needs to be going for.

What’s your verdict – do we like the more demure (and decidedly smaller-faced) version of Christina, or are we still digging on the bright red lips, platinum baloney curls, and heavy foundation?

Images courtesy of Cele|bitchy

June 14, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

2Christina Still Hasn’t Come to Grips With the Whole ‘Sober’ Thing Quite Yet

Our girl Christina Aguilera got wasted this weekend, what did you guys do?

Christina and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, and a friend or a bodyguard or something I’m assuming, were photographed leaving a club earlier this weekend. Positive props, right off the bat?: I’ve gotta say, that shade of pink lipstick really flatters her boy’s complexion.  It goes well with his sweaty, already-hungover pallor. Flattering. And impressive. I mean, he’s wearing more of her lipstick than she is, brava.

Incidentally, can you just imagine these two lovebirds all curled up in a dark corner of a seedy club, stumpy limbs entwined and sucking face while intermittently whispering sweet nothings into one another’s ear? I’d imagine it’d go something like this:

Matt: Oh, gurrrl, the way you nibble my lower lip.

Christina: Mmm BEEF. CHICKEN. RIBS.

Matt: I really think we’ve got something real, don’t you? I mean, I know a lot of our time is spent in the dark and under the influence of a lot of fucking booze, but I really think you just GET ME.

(More audible groaning and lip-smacking.)

Christina: NOM NOM NOM. … I’m sorry, you’re getting me what? Did you say ribs, p’raps? BABY BACK RIBS?

May 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm by Sarah

0Christina Aguilera Photographed With Her Son for, Like, the First Time in a Year or Something

Ah, just when you thought X-Tina went and ate her son (What? I thought she had. It’d explain a lot of crap), she appeared in New York City holding his hand and doing her best to avoid being photographed.

With regard to the whole ‘eating her son’ thing, I’m glad to see that Max is just fine.  See, sometimes puking after you gorge yourself on a delicious young child has its benefits: you can barely see the chew marks on little man’s hands, AND he’s starting to get some color back into his cheeks! Plus, BAM! Instant weight loss!

Welcome back to the world, Max!

May 12, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

6Christina Aguilera Still Has Fat-Face

Even though girlfriend has appeared in public lately more (maybe?) sober than wasted, she’s still suffering the ill effects of someone who just won’t break up with the bottle.  And if you’re wondering what ill effects I’m talking about, just open up a new tab on your browser and head to Facebook.  You know Those People – the ones from high school or college that you’re almost shocked to recognize when you realize who it is through all of the facial bloat. The ones who apparently spend all of their free time congregating at their local bar, who look a lot like what Will Smith did when he had an allergic reaction in Hitch.

That. Totally.

Woo. Anyway, Christina, I think it’s high time for you to lay off the bottle. It’s really starting to interfere with your looks, chick.

May 2, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah