Plus, it sort of had a famous-person tie, for me, anyway: anytime I see some stupid asshole planking, I immediately think of Chris Brown, so there’s that, I suppose. Can someone...
I know we’re supposed to be all forgivey-forgivey in this life, but this? This picture of many young women all excited to skulk up to Chris Brown and have their photo taken? It really... That’s great, Chris Brown. That’s great.
But can you top this?
The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo.
My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the... This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can’t leave this alone. I just can’t... Or maybe not. Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they’re just trying to make things not completely horrible and... Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis... “When I was 17, I was going around touring around the world performing, and for the kickoff for one of our tours, I was eating the food that gave me food poisoning. So I got, like... Isn’t that the sweetest thing you’ve heard all day?
ABC didn’t press charges when Chris Brown flipped his shit on Good Morning America, and you know why? Because if they... Ugh, as if this guy could not get ANY MORE REPULSIVE, he picks up the funnest-looking chick in the airport and slaps the ‘girlfriend’ label on her. I know it’s not polite... “First of all, I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, or anybody who was offended or really looked, and [was] disappointed at my actions, because I’m... Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America earlier this morning, and though the outward performance and interview seems like it went well, TMZ has got word that Chris, plagued by... “Girls be reckless.”
You hear that, ladies? The next time you get a dick pic from a superstar, maybe exercise a little judgement before you forward it to the internet. A...
Chris Brown
I Just Really Don’t Get This Chris Brown Thing
Planking Chris Brown, Planking
We Need to Talk About What Chris Brown Wore Last Night
Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Probably Sexting
Love It or Leave It: Chris Brown’s New Tattoo
Quotables: Chris Brown Crapped His Pants on Stage
ABC Wants to Reunite Rihanna And Chris Brown for...
So Chris Brown ‘Officially’ Has a...
Quotables: Chris Brown ‘Apologizes’ for...
Chris Brown REALLY Needs to Go to Jail After THIS Crap
Quotables: Chris Brown Explains Those Penis Pics