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Chelsea Clinton

Chelsea Clinton welcomes a baby girl

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Chelsea Clinton got married back in 2010 and earlier this year, she revealed that she and husband Marc Mezvinsky were expecting their first child together. That child is here, and it’s a little girl named Charlotte. Chelsea announced the news herself like all good celebrities do: via Twitter.

Cute – that means Bill and Hillary are grandparents. I think I like that idea best of all.

Congrats to the happy couple, anyway!

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Chelsea Clinton Finally Got Married

Last night in a small town in New York, Chelsea Clinton got married to longtime boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky.  It looks like a really nice ceremony – the couple looks happy, and there are no reports of Bill getting a sneaky blow job in those $15,000 bathrooms or anything like that.

Bill made this sweet little statement:

“Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends. We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family.”

And even though there was a little bit of talk about Obama not being invited to the ceremony, you know who was in attendance?  Ted Danson.  I’m not trying to hate on Obama or anything, but I’m just saying that I know who I’d rather party with.  Good choice, Clintons.

The Clintons Raised a Bitch

But who is surprised?

Little Chelsea Clinton is getting married soon, and of course her father is walking her down the aisle.  This would all be just fine and appropriate, but Chelsea told Bill that he needs to lose 15 pounds for the big day.  The former President said:

“[Chelsea] told me the other day, she said, ‘Dad, the only thing you gotta do is walk me down the aisle, and you need to look good.’ So I said, ‘Well, what’s your definition?’ And she said, ‘Oh, about 15 pounds.’ So I’m halfway home.”

Of course living healthily is important, and if someone is overweight, I think it’s great if a loved one wants to encourage them to get in shape.  That’s fine.  But this bitch wants her dad to look better in her wedding pictures, and that’s all it is, and that’s awful.  Maybe care about your father’s health, Chelsea.  Maybe stop obsessing over your bridal business and respect your parents.  Just a suggestion.

Chelsea Clinton Getting Married: True or April Fools?

Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky Engaged

Or … just the National Enquirer?

Take this story with a grain of salt. Well, more than a grain of salt. Take this story with like the amount of thick chunks of salt you’d get around the rim of a margarita glass. Actually, no. Take this story with a margarita. And then another. Because it has been THAT KIND OF DAY, right?

The 29-year-old former first daughter is tying the knot this summer in a lavish $1 million dream wedding, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The groom-to-be is Wall Street whiz kid Marc Mezvinsky, 31, a longtime pal who became Chelsea’s serious boyfriend after she split from college beau Ian Klaus in 2005.

“Chelsea hasn’t even admitted that she’s engaged to Marc, but that’s not stopping her from planning a wedding,” a pal revealed. “She’s always dreamed of having a special wedding, and these days that could set her parents back a million dollars, but they’d give her anything her heart desires for the event.”

The timing for a wedding is perfect now that mom Hillary is settling into her position as secretary of state, and Marc’s father, former Iowa congressman Ed Mezvinsky, has been released from a halfway house after serving time for investment fraud, sources say.

And with a combined income of more than $109 million in the past eight years, the Clintons can afford the best wedding money can buy. The bride-to-be favors tying the knot on a hill at sunset overlooking the ocean, pals say, making Martha’s Vineyard or Hilton Head Island possible wedding sites.

“Hilton Head is a good bet because that’s where she met Marc in 1993 at a Renaissance Weekend, an annual event for heavy-hitters that their families attended,” the insider divulged. “Marc has worked very hard at becoming a successful trader, and his love for Chelsea is real,” said the pal.

“Bill and Hillary already treat him like a son, and Marc’s father and mother adore Chelsea.”

So I don’t know if this is true or not, but, if it is, good for Chelsea. I don’t know how you manage to find “true love” when your father is President Clinton. How could you ever know if someone loves you for who you are or for who your father is? I’d always be so confused. But I hope this is for real, and I’m happy for her. Plus: He’s a total cutie!

Getting Out the Drunk, Gay Vote

Chelsea Clinton at at GLBT Gayboorhood Pub Crawl, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Chelsea Clinton at the GLBT Gayboorhood Pub Crawl in Philadelphia, supporting Hillary’s run for President.

It’s awesome that they sent Chelsea out to support this event. It’s cool to see the daughter of a Presidential candidate sporting an LGBT sticker at a campaign event, and it indicates that we’ve come a long way in terms of public support for gay rights.

Still, it would have been even cooler to have Hillary there wearing that sticker. We have plenty of room to grow, I suppose.