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The Clintons Raised a Bitch

But who is surprised?

Little Chelsea Clinton is getting married soon, and of course her father is walking her down the aisle.  This would all be just fine and appropriate, but Chelsea told Bill that he needs to lose 15 pounds for the big day.  The former President said:

“[Chelsea] told me the other day, she said, ‘Dad, the only thing you gotta do is walk me down the aisle, and you need to look good.’ So I said, ‘Well, what’s your definition?’ And she said, ‘Oh, about 15 pounds.’ So I’m halfway home.”

Of course living healthily is important, and if someone is overweight, I think it’s great if a loved one wants to encourage them to get in shape.  That’s fine.  But this bitch wants her dad to look better in her wedding pictures, and that’s all it is, and that’s awful.  Maybe care about your father’s health, Chelsea.  Maybe stop obsessing over your bridal business and respect your parents.  Just a suggestion.

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  • I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of that man which makes him look “bad”.. overweight? no. pudgy, even? still no.. it must be a joke.

  • I’ve never heard anything negative about Chelsea, and if my dad had terrible heart trouble I might try to make him lose weight, too. The wedding is just her excuse to push him to do it.

  • I hear you guys with your “joking” theory, but I agree with Emily’s “bitch” theory.

  • It’s very possible that this was just her way of motivating him to do something that he should do anyway. I also haven’t heard anything negative about Chelsea, and given what she’s been through in her 30 years of life, that’s a pretty impressive feat! I’m sure this is being taken slightly out of context, and even if not? Could be a whole lot worse. I’ve heard of crazy brides forcing their bridesmaids to do the same, and certainly not for their health.

  • Bitchy?? That’s a real stretch. one thing those egotistical, shady dealing Clintons seem to have NOT messed up is Chelsea. Please stop picking on her

  • I love it when women use the word “bitch” to refer to each other. It’s such a degrading word, especially when used by another woman. I guess it’s true and in the end, you’re all just a bunch of female dogs.

  • She’s entitled.

    If your dad has the stupidity to be exposed (sic) for his infidelities before his election to an office of overwhelming power, to evade taking responsibility for them and then is stupid enough to continue his promiscuous behavior with young, pseudo-employees and get impeached for lying about it, thereby thoroughly humiliating his family on a global level, she’s allowed to ask him to lose 15 pounds without being bitchy.

    If she wanted to be bitchy, she would have just said, “All you need to do is not go into a bathroom with one of my bridesmaids and leave fluid evidence on her dress.

  • That ugly bitch is lucky someone – aanyone is walking her down the aisle! Just goes to show you that growing up in the limelight makes you think you are priveledged. YUCK… go marry what ever!

  • She needs to tell her mother to lose 15 pounds. Hillary is atrocious looking these days.

  • Oh my God you guys. How lame are your lives that you actually give a shit if she said this and why? Bitch needs to get a full Heidi if she has a hope in hell of her wedding photos looking decent…

  • I’m offended by your use of the word “bitch”. I am deleting your blog from my rss feeder. It isn’t all that good anyway. (Now that is something a bitch says. And I am deleting you. Stand up for females. You are one.)

    • Bitch please! It isn’t like Emily is the first woman to call another woman a bitch, so get up off your high horse and shut that bitchy mess up. Shoot, if you don’t want to read it, don’t read it. Done and done, simple as that. Telling somebody to stand up for females; I think that’s degrading and i’m offended by that, like they cna’t stand up for themselves. And what’s with using bitch in parenthesis like it isn’t a real word. Look it up, bitch, I’m sure it’s an actual word that people use in actual life.

      • “And what’s with using bitch in parenthesis like it isn’t a real word.”

        Jay Moronicus,

        Those are not parenthesis ( ). They are quotation marks ” “.

      • Thank you Good Lord, that’s what I meant. Shoot, I always knew the Lord was looking out for me

  • I regularly let my dad know that he needs to quit smoking and start exercising or he is going to drop dead. I say it exactly like that. No tact. Pure bitch. My mom’s niceness hasn’t worked in 15 years.

  • that sounds like hilary’s girl alright! lol

    i guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in this case.