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Cameron Diaz thinks you’re all a bunch of lesbians

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Cameron Diaz is fucking nutso. Like, we’re all on the same page with that, right? She’s an absolute basketcase and I love it, but I also know now to take homegirl seriously. This is the person who’s “proud” of Gwyneth Paltrow for cheating and getting divorced and who thinks of her vagina as a present to be opened. Just live in her chaos, man.

That’s why it’s totally in tune with her whole… whatever it is she’s got going on that she has now proclaimed that all women have been sexually attracted to each other at one time or another and basically we’re all a bunch of secret lesbians. Some of us not so secret, wink wink.

From Glamour:

“I love women – and I don’t believe in female jealousy. I don’t feel like it’s a good feeling to have. My parents always told me that whatever someone else had – in all areas – it wasn’t mine to be entitled to. That all I can do is the best that I can do – and that what’s most important is whether I can do better at what I’m doing.” She told us.

But has she ever been attracted to a woman? “I think women are beautiful – absolutely beautiful. And I think that all women have been sexually attracted to another woman at some point. It’s natural to have a connectivity and an appreciation for the beauty of other women.”

LOL, okay. I mean, look – I certainly think there are VERY few people that are “100%” straight or gay or any one thing. Sexuality is fluid, blah blah blah. However, I don’t know that this is true. I’m obviously not the one to ask, so go on ladies, speak up. Have you ever been sexual attracted to your own kind? I can certainly see why you would be. Ladies are hot!

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Cameron Diaz is proud of Gwyneth Paltrow for getting divorced

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Cameron Diaz does NOT seem like friendship material for high strung Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently they’re pretty close. While many would honour the sacred bonds of friendship by keeping their trap shut when it comes to publicly commenting on one another’s personal life choices, it seems Cameron decided to take the opposite route and offer her thoughts on Gwyneth’s split from husband Chris Martin.

“I think it’s actually a very elevated and conscious [decision] and realized statement — when people like Chris and Gwyneth who really worked hard to be friends and keep the things that are good and work in their relationship, which is being friends and being parents.”

“People go separate ways in other aspects of their life and I think it’s really brave of them to phrase it that way. Leaving as a couple and deciding to stay together as parents and as friends — I think it’s beautiful. I’m so proud of them.”

Cameron actually really cracks me up – this is the same person who thinks you can’t have a relationship without being cheated on or cheating yourself, so of course she’s supportive of this bullshit. She thinks she’s on a whole other plane of human understanding, which… LOL.

As for Gwyn & Chris’s divorce being an “elevated” decision, maybe so. Or maybe they simply couldn’t stand each other anymore and it was literally the only option. People get divorced ALL the time, and there’s no higher level thinking involved. Shit just doesn’t work out sometimes… but I bet Gwyneth subscribes to Cameron’s mode of thinking, anyway – I mean, don’t forget, they called their split announcement “conscious uncoupling”. What kinda bullshit?

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Video: The New ‘Annie’ Trailer Is Here!

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Cameron Diaz is the worst thing to happen to the legacy that is 1982′s Annie, but here we are with her as Miss Hannigan. Luckily, we have the adorably talented Quvenzhané Wallis to even things out a bit, and Jamie Foxx (who can go either way – laughably awful or really talented).

I’m not sure what to make of the new Annie trailer, to be honest. Did this movie need to be remade? Most certainly not, but we’ve got it and we’ll have to learn to live with it. I don’t know how I feel about the modernization of it, but it is great to see a black girl in the lead with a black Daddy Warbucks – little girls especially can use any chance they can get to see themselves reflected in the media, so on that point alone, I kinda have to support it.

What do you think of the trailer? Would you see the Annie remake? It’ll be out on December 19th in the US, if so.