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Brad Pitt: Sexy But Smelly

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Easily one of the sillier celeb gossip stories out there: Brad Pitt smells really bad. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t like to use commercial deodorant, Brad Pitt is shunning soap. Perhaps this is why he and Angelina haven’t wed yet. Here’s the stinky story from She Knows:

Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap — especially the antibacterial ones — and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans.

Angelina was revolted — and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy.’ Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.

I believe it. Brad Pitt has gotten to this point where, much like Johnny Depp, he looks like he would smell.

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Here Come A New Wave Of Angelina And Brad Marriage Rumors

Angelina Jolie wore a new ring on her wedding finger, so obviously she and Brad Pitt got married in secret. Yeah, and Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Come on now. No way Brad and Angie could get married in total secrecy without anyone finding out less than 5 minutes after. Unless they did it in their house, with an officiant and one witness, I don’t see how it’s possible. E! Online is on ring patrol and isn’t saying one way or another.

At this point, I don’t think these two are ever going to married. And that’s fine.

What do you think? Do you think it will ever happen? Do you think it already has?

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