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Free Coffee You Fiends!

Pleasing. That’s the only way to describe this. Starbucks is handing out coffee for nothing after years of overcharging for highly addictive substances. I adore Starbucks. They give...

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Celebrity Ho-Names

So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny...

Fat People Make Good TV

Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called “Too Big To Walk?” It is a rip off of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly...

This Just Seems Wrong

Skinny Christina Ricci can’t stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the “Snakes on a Plane” guy chains her up...