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Oh God, Billy Ray Cyrus Released a Hip Hop ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Sequel

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Billy Ray Cyrus accomplished the feat of being a total embarrassment to his children and society at large long ago, but clearly he’s decided to take things up a notch by releasing a hip hop sequel to his 1992 hit (and only hit, for that matter), ‘Achy Breaky Heart’. It’s got Larry King, semi-naked aliens, hooka smoking and a whole lotta fuckery.

I have no idea what on earth possessed this guy to make this video – maybe he wants to steal some of Miley‘s press, or just embarrass her into hiding, because seriously, this is just not right.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Reiterates: She’s Just Bein’ Miley

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Remember how Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley‘s VMA stunt that he canceled an interview with Piers Morgan until he could recoup and figure out what in the hell he was going to say about it? And then Miley typed out some text that Billy Ray allegedly sent her, claiming that he would have twerked too? Well, Billy finally turned up to chat about it and basically claimed that all of this is part of Miley’s “artistry” and her method of reinventing her sound.

From Piers Morgan Tonight:

“It gets even stranger when that little girl becomes a young lady,” Cyrus said on Piers Morgan Tonight, adding: “The shock factor is tremendously higher than it used to be.

“I’m her daddy. I come for that school of as a singer-songwriter, as a musician, that it starts with a song. Miley harnessed into something very special. She’s just Miley. She’s an artist, she’s real. I think that’s what’s happened over the years, Miley has been reinventing her sound.

“She’s evolving as an artist herself. I think that it’s all of what everyone is calling controversy now. That’s still my Miley.”

Yes… she’s certainly very special indeed. A very special kind of mess, that is. I don’t even know what’s wrong with this entire family, but how delusional are they?

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Breaking: Billy Ray Cyrus Would Have Twerked Just Like Miley on the VMAs

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Somehow, I don’t quite believe this story. Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley‘s shenanigans on the VMAs last weekend that he had to cancel an interview with Piers Morgan so he wouldn’t have to answer for it. What parent wouldn’t be horrified to see their child writing around like a demented… I don’t even know what on national TV? Well, according to Miley, Billy Ray was totally into it and would’ve done the same himself! Yeah, okay.

Here’s what Miley put on Twitter:

If Billy Ray was all that proud, wouldn’t he have come out and publicly support her? I dunno why Miley would lie about this, but God only knows why these people do anything. Whatever, maybe he is secretly into it, and I think all of us would have paid to see Billy Ray do that same routine instead of Miley, am I right? (No.)

Billy Ray Cyrus Cancels Interview After Miley’s VMA Performance

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Billy Ray Cyrus should be a proud papa since his daughter Miley is just so dang successful. Despite their rocky relationship, he helped launch her onto Hannah Montana and is probably pleased to see her grow up, right? WRONG. After that VMA travesty last weekend, Billy Ray is so embarrassed about his daughter’s antics that he even canceled an interview with Piers Morgan because he just couldn’t face talking about it.

Piers joked about the incident on air, saying:

“Billy Ray was supposed to be on the show tonight to explain his daughter’s behavior.

“I’m not sure he’s quite worked out what his explanation is yet, so we’ve decided to postpone it. We are going to get the first interview. I know he’s watching tonight, so, Billy Ray, good evening, and when you’re ready, we will talk about this.”

I’m definitely not here to defend Billy Ray in any way, shape or form, but Miley is also in her rebellious, culture-appropriating asshole phase, so I doubt he’d have any kind of “explanation” for the way she’s acting. He should definitely step in and ask her to settle down, but considering she’d probably turn around and give him the finger, I don’t know that it would go over all that well.
In any case, he should probably never go on Piers’ show, because he’ll most definitely be grilled about this, even if it’s a year down the line.

Oh Shit: Miley Cyrus Is Ready To Reveal All of Billy Ray’s Secrets

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Miley Cyrus has always had a bit of a weird relationship with dad Billy Ray, as was evidenced when he went around telling the press that it was Miley’s fame that was destroying his relationship with wife Tish. He and Tish are actually getting a divorce this time (after a few false alarms), and apparently Miley is giving her father an ultimatum on coming clean about SOME unknown bullshit. The twerker of the year took to Twitter (of course) to threaten Billy Ray about “telling the truth” or else she would. Of course, she deleted the tweet a few minutes after, later blaming it on Twitter “acting crazy”, but of course we got a screencap of that shit.

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If you’re wondering who the woman is with Miley, that’s Dylis Croman, a woman who co-starred with Billy in Chicago last year. I think we all know the big secret here: Billy Ray couldn’t keep his dick in his pants and had an affair. Tale as old as time, girl. Anyway, here’s Miley’s “excuse” for what happened after she deleted the above message:

LOL yeah, okay.

Poor Miley Cyrus: Billy Ray and Tish Are Getting a Divorce

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I think it’s pretty clear that Miley Cyrus has been… shall we say, “going through some shit” lately, which is manifesting in her love of twerking and her insistence on writing shitty songs about doing drugs and being in the club. You know, standard early 20-something nonsense that we love her for regardless, I suppose. Anyhow, if the album’s not done and dusted, expect a few heartfelt emotional ballads about the difficulty of life as you know it changing forever, because Billy Ray and Tish – her parents, that is – are getting a divorce.

From TMZ:

Billy Ray’s wife, Tish Cyrus, is citing “irreconcilable differences” in her filing.  Her decision to pull the plug on the marriage comes 3 years after Billy Ray filed for divorce but dropped it in an attempt to work things out.

Billy Ray and Tish have been married for 19 years and have 5 children, including, of course, Miley.  There’s only one minor child left, Noah Cyrus, who is 13.  Tish is asking for full physical and legal custody, with visitation to Billy Ray.

Tish is also asking for spousal support, and she wants him to pay her attorney’s fees.  The date of separation is listed as TBD.

Tish tells TMZ, “This is a personal matter and we are working to find a resolution that is in the best interest of our family. We ask that you respect our privacy at this time.”

A few hours ago, Miley tweeted @billyraycyrus, “since your texts and email obviously aren’t working would you like to talk like this?”

Interesting … when Billy Ray filed the first time he had said Miley’s fame compromised their family.

LOL Damn, how’s Billy Ray gonna ignore Miley’s texts like that? He acts like he’s got any other kind of meal ticket. Don’t even fool yourself in thinking that there is any royalty money left in ‘Achy Breaky Heart’, because there just isn’t, and Noah’s early attempts at pole dancing her way to fame as a 9-year-old clearly didn’t pan out, so he’d better hang on for dear life. (And yes, I’m being sarcastic, for those of you unaware of the concept.)

At the end of the day, shit happens, people get divorced, yada yada. Let’s just hope this doesn’t spiral Miley into a whole new level of insanity.

Miley’s Dad Is Being A Real Downer About Her Wedding

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Miley Cyrus swears that she and Liam Hemsworth are going to marry, but her dad Billy Ray has some doubts. The totally unsupportive and fame mongering father said in an interview with ABC News yesterday,

I don’t know [if they'll get married]. I know as I was writing a book, I wanted to keep that particular moment [Miley’s wedding] as open-ended as possible. I didn’t know the answer.

They’re young, they’re kids, the great news is they’re great friends, they’re really good friends.

I play it by ear, I know whatever’s meant to be that’s the way it’s going to happen.

The hell? Way to go dad. I’m sure Miley is going to be real psyched to hear that you said this on a major network, all while promoting your book. Get back to hunting UFOs and shit.

I don’t give a f-ck if they get married or not, but don’t use your daughter’s engagement to sell your shitty book no one cares about.