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Oh God, Billy Ray Cyrus Released a Hip Hop ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Sequel

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Billy Ray Cyrus accomplished the feat of being a total embarrassment to his children and society at large long ago, but clearly he’s decided to take things up a notch by releasing a hip hop sequel to his 1992 hit (and only hit, for that matter), ‘Achy Breaky Heart’. It’s got Larry King, semi-naked aliens, hooka smoking and a whole lotta fuckery.

I have no idea what on earth possessed this guy to make this video – maybe he wants to steal some of Miley‘s press, or just embarrass her into hiding, because seriously, this is just not right.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Reiterates: She’s Just Bein’ Miley

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Remember how Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley‘s VMA stunt that he canceled an interview with Piers Morgan until he could recoup and figure out what in the hell he was going to say about it? And then Miley typed out some text that Billy Ray allegedly sent her, claiming that he would have twerked too? Well, Billy finally turned up to chat about it and basically claimed that all of this is part of Miley’s “artistry” and her method of reinventing her sound.

From Piers Morgan Tonight:

“It gets even stranger when that little girl becomes a young lady,” Cyrus said on Piers Morgan Tonight, adding: “The shock factor is tremendously higher than it used to be.

“I’m her daddy. I come for that school of as a singer-songwriter, as a musician, that it starts with a song. Miley harnessed into something very special. She’s just Miley. She’s an artist, she’s real. I think that’s what’s happened over the years, Miley has been reinventing her sound.

“She’s evolving as an artist herself. I think that it’s all of what everyone is calling controversy now. That’s still my Miley.”

Yes… she’s certainly very special indeed. A very special kind of mess, that is. I don’t even know what’s wrong with this entire family, but how delusional are they?

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Breaking: Billy Ray Cyrus Would Have Twerked Just Like Miley on the VMAs

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Somehow, I don’t quite believe this story. Billy Ray Cyrus was so embarrassed by Miley‘s shenanigans on the VMAs last weekend that he had to cancel an interview with Piers Morgan so he wouldn’t have to answer for it. What parent wouldn’t be horrified to see their child writing around like a demented… I don’t even know what on national TV? Well, according to Miley, Billy Ray was totally into it and would’ve done the same himself! Yeah, okay.

Here’s what Miley put on Twitter:

If Billy Ray was all that proud, wouldn’t he have come out and publicly support her? I dunno why Miley would lie about this, but God only knows why these people do anything. Whatever, maybe he is secretly into it, and I think all of us would have paid to see Billy Ray do that same routine instead of Miley, am I right? (No.)