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A Gynecologist Gave Cosby His Quaaludes

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Bill Cosby is in, quite frankly, a river of shit. And I don’t see him getting safely shore any time soon. And why should he? Bill Cosby is disgusting, so disgusting, that even President Obama spoke out against Bill Cosby. How effed up do you have to be for the goddamn president to call you out?

And it seems like every day, we get more and more news about Cosby that is, frankly, just f-cking terrible. The latest is that a gynecologist prescribed Cosby the Quaaludes that he used to drug women. Here’s the story from TMZ:

The info was just made public by the Washington Post, which got hold of previously sealed documents in the sexual assault lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand.

Cosby says he got 7 scripts for the drug, which was prescribed under the pretense of a bad back.

A lawyer who worked for the gyno, who died 13 years ago, says the doctor was unscrupulous and was the go-to doc for the rich and famous when it came to prescribing recreational drugs.

But according to court docs, the gynecologist almost came to blows with Cosby when he found out about Tamara Green, one of the women who accused Cosby of sexual assault.  He warned the comedian never to do it again.

…I’m sorry, I’m sorry, but, “he warned the comedian never to do it again”??? Jesus, that makes it sound like Cosby was jaywalking in Beverly Hills and got a ticket, and some dude said, “Hey bro, just FYI, cops in Beverly Hills are dicks, don’t jaywalk, have a great weekend!” How about instead of, you know, “warning him”, he called the goddamn police? What am I missing here?

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Bill Cosby Wants His Sexual Assault Settlement Money Back

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Aw, poor Bill Cosby. He thought throwing money at one of his sexual assault victims would make the whole thing go away, never to be heard of again. Only then, the truth about his disgusting, predatory ways found its way out, and he’s not happy about it. How dare people know he has drugged literally dozens upon dozens of women (that we know about) to coerce them into having sex with him! I mean, can’t a man have a private life?! Anyway, he wants his money back from Andrea Constand, the woman who was the subject of that awful 2005 deposition. Pay up, Andrea!

From TMZ:

Cosby just filed legal docs, firing back at Constand who now says she wants her entire court file released to the public. Until recently, her sexual assault case file and settlement with Cosby was confidential, but the judge has released selected portions.

But now Constand says she wants Cosby’s entire deposition made public. Someone leaked it to the New York Times, but she now wants it available to everyone.

In Cosby’s new legal docs, he says it’s grossly unfair for her to break their confidentiality deal and at the same time keep the money he gave her to stay quiet.

Cosby’s lawyer makes it clear … if she keeps on trying to make the confidential docs public, she should be required to return some or all of the money Cosby gave her.

Newsflash, dipshit – Andrea didn’t make the document public, the judge in the case did. Also, how on earth could such a disgusting crime EVER be sealed, anyway? Like, WHO AGREED TO THAT? Keep your money, Andrea, and keep talkin’. I know the “law” might say that’s illegal, but the law also says rape is illegal and yet allows this disgusting excuse for a man walk free, so… I think we’re okay, here.

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Bill Cosby Gets More Disgusting By The Day

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Just when you think Bill Cosby can’t get any more disgusting, he outdoes himself yet again. As more of that deposition in which he admitted to buying quaaludes to drug and coerce women into having sex with him has come to light, it appears he has no shame about his extramarital affairs and sexual abuse, and in fact even joked throughout his testimony, admitting at one point that he was “making light” of a very serious issue.

Here’s the report from the New York Times:

He was not above seducing a young model by showing interest in her father’s cancer. He promised other women his mentorship and career advice before pushing them for sex acts. And he tried to use financial sleight of hand to keep his wife from finding out about his serial philandering.

Bill Cosby admitted to all of this and more over four days of intense questioning 10 years ago at a Philadelphia hotel, where he defended himself in a deposition for a lawsuit filed by a young woman who accused him of drugging and molesting her.

Even as Mr. Cosby denied he was a sexual predator who assaulted many women, he presented himself in the deposition as an unapologetic, cavalier playboy, someone who used a combination of fame, apparent concern and powerful sedatives in a calculated pursuit of young women — a profile at odds with the popular image he so long enjoyed, that of father figure and public moralist.

He suggested he was skilled in picking up the nonverbal cues that signal a woman’s consent.

“I think I’m a pretty decent reader of people and their emotions in these romantic sexual things, whatever you want to call them,” he said.

Through it all, his manner was largely one of casual indifference.

At one point in the first day of questioning, Dolores M. Troiani, the lawyer for the plaintiff in the case, Andrea Constand, a young woman who worked at Temple University as a basketball manager, seemed struck by Mr. Cosby’s jocular manner.

“I think you’re making light of a very serious situation,” she said, to which Mr. Cosby replied: “That may very well be.”

I mean, it goes on from there, and the entire thing is absolutely disgusting. The fact that he was not charged and arrested right then and there and hasn’t been rotting in prison ever since is absolutely insane, and a terrible miscarriage of justice. What an awful excuse for a human being.

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President Obama Speaks Out On Bill Cosby

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You know you’re a raging shitbag when the POTUS has to speak out against your horrendous acts. Barack Obama slammed Bill Cosby yesterday while addressing concerns many have raised about the fact that Cosby, a serial rapist (among other things), was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom back in 2002. The sexual assault awareness group PAVE (Promoting Awareness / Victim Empowerment) had called for Cosby’s medal to be revoked, but Obama unfortunately said that there is “no precedent” for stripping someone of the medal and that they “don’t have the mechanism” to do such a thing.

Here are Obama’s full comments on Cosby, though he wanted to steer clear of “the specifics”:

“I’ll say this. If you give a woman, or a man for that matter, a drug and then you have sex without their consent, that’s rape. And I think this country – any civilized country – should have no tolerance for rape.”

Well, thank God SOMEONE knows what rape is, around here. But I still don’t get it. There was no precedent for Obamacare, but we did it. There was no precedent for nationally legalized gay marriage, but we did it. But you’re telling me we don’t have the “mechanism” to take Bill Cosby’s fucking medal away from him? Or shit, let him keep the physical medal but strip him of the title? How hard is that to do and what kind of “mechanism” do you need to do it? Bullshit if ever I’ve heard it. Not feeling it, Obama. I mean,, I get that the US has bigger fish to fry (the occasion during which Cosby was even addressed was during a press conference during the US’s nuclear deal with Iran), but come on!

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Whoopi Goldberg: ‘Bill Cosby Is A Serial Rapist’

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Looks like someone finally sat Whoopi Goldberg down and warned her that her career was going to be more over than it already is if she didn’t shape up soon, because she’s suddenly changed her tune when it comes to Bill Cosby. While up until a few days ago, Whoopi was staunchly defending Bill and spewing her standard victim-blaming BS. Not anymore! Now Whoopi is calling Bill a “serial rapist” and acting like she’s seen the light.

This change of heart came courtesy of a legal expert Whoopi brought on The View on Tuesday, though she literally never discussed why she’s suddenly done a 180 in her stance, and that’s probably because it’s complete bullshit. Whoopi doesn’t suddenly believe the dozens of women who accused Cosby of sexual assault, she’s just trying to hang onto the last remaining threads of her career. F*ck this, and f*ck Whoopi Goldberg. This segment is bullshit, and you can tell even she thinks so while she’s asking the questions/listening to the answers. The constant, “Right, right…” is shorthand for “Yeah, okay, whatever!”

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Bill Cosby’s Wife Says Accusers Consented To Drugs & Sex

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Oh boy. I know it’s early on a Monday morning, but this one is a doozy. So you know how Bill Cosby has been using quaaludes to drug and sexually assault women since at least the ’70s? You would think that’d be enough proof for pretty much anyone with a working brain (besides Whoopi Goldberg, but perhaps that’s my point) to understand that Cosby is a sick and depraved man who should rot the rest of his miserable life behind bars… and believe me, that’s putting it nicely. Alas, it seems his wife Camille, who’s been married to Cosby since the ’60s, is not standing with the rest of us. I mean, she knows about all the drugging and the sex, but her husband’s no rapist – Camille says those women consented to it! Nope, this is (very unfortunately) not a joke.

From Page Six:

“Camille still doesn’t believe that Bill provided drugs and had sex with women without their consent,” said a source employed by the Cosby family. “She’s well aware of his cheating, but she doesn’t believe that her husband is a rapist.”

Mrs. Cosby is “a proud, dignified but stubborn woman. You can say that she’s standing by her husband, but really, the more people stand against him, the more she perceives it as an affront to her and all that she’s done to make him a star,” said another source who’s done business with the ­Cosbys and remains close to them.

Camille Cosby, 71, who is also her 78-year-old husband’s business manager, demanded last week at a crisis meeting with advisers that their lawyers and p.r. specialists “get back out in front of this,” the business source said.

“I created him, I knew what I was getting and we’ll fix this,” she told the gathering at a meeting at the couple’s Shelburne Falls, Mass., home Tuesday night.

“They are making him out to be such a bad guy, a monster,” Camille said, according to the source.

Christ almighty. I’m not sure what kind of deluded, woman-hating human being you have to be to not only continue to insist that these more than 40 women are lying about being raped by your husband, but to continue to support him and feel okay sleeping in bed beside him every night. Absolutely disgusting.

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Bill Cosby Statue Removed From Disney World

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After the revelations that Bill Cosby admitted to acquiring quaaludes in order to drug women into having sex with him, the whole world is finally seeing Cosby for the disgusting rapist he is (except maybe Whoopi Goldberg) and no one wants anything to do with him. To that end, Disney World has removed the statute of Cosby that was in their park, and GOOD RIDDANCE TO IT!

From Variety:

The bronze bust was taken down from Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park on Tuesday night, a spokesman told NBC News.

An online petition calling for the statue’s removal had circulated for months. The TV section of the resort’s Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Hall of Fame Plaza also houses tributes to Oprah Winfrey and Lucille Ball, among other celebrities.

No loss there, and really it should have been removed months ago, but whatever. All’s well that ends well. I hope Cosby’s entire legacy is torn apart piece by piece, as it should be.

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