Ke$ha showed us her butt on the red carpet at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards so it seemed unlikely that anyone could top that awful WTF-ery, and yet, it was managed. Who did it? Click to find out. But first (pun intended), Jennifer Morrison’s butt:
May 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
The MTV Movie Awards were last night and dozens of people gave a f-ck. The rest thought, whatever. Oh and a few of us are still cringing from Aubrey Plaza’s bizarre attempt at being funny or…something. One fashion trend I noticed was that every woman got skinny as f-ck. Also looking at these photos made me realize I don’t know who the hell most of these people are.
Keep in mind that since it’s the MTV Movie Awards and no one gives a f-ck, I’m being really lenient here.
Here are the best, worst, and most memorable looks of the evening.
April 15, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Are we all getting Oscar burnout yet? I am. Let’s review who won what for those of you who fell asleep.
Some notable winners: Anne Hathaway, Daniel Day-Lewis, Quentin Tarantino, Adele, Jennifer Lawrence, Christoph Waltz. AND there was a tie! AND Sandra Bullock had trouble opening an envelope! AND Jennifer Lawrence fell down!
Here’s is the full list of Oscar winners. More after the cut:
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Daniel Day-Lewis - Lincoln
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Jennifer Lawrence - Silver Linings Playbook
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Anne Hathaway - Les Miserables
ANIMATED FEAUTURE FILM
Mark Andrews and Brenda Chapman - Brave
WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)
Quentin Tarantino - Django Unchained
February 25, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
The Oscars are tonight which means that the “winners” of the Golden Raspberry Awards, AKA, Razzies have been announced. The Razzies celebrate the best of the worst in film. Which explains why The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II cleaned UP. This is the 33rd Annual Razzies. Sometimes the winning celebs are super cool and show up to get their award in person, as Halle Berry did for Catwoman or Sandra Bullock for All About Steve. Let’s take a look at the winners.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman
Worst Supporting Actress
Rihanna – Battleship
Worst Supporting Actor
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
Worst Screen Ensemble
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
That’s My Boy
Too bad there was so much Twilight. This could have been your year, Tyler Perry! Medea was nominated for everything, even worst actress. Also, uh..um…I didn’t think That’s My Boy was that bad. There were moments where it was even…funny…? Shhhhhhhh.
What’s the worst movie and/or performances you saw this year?
February 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
The Film Independent Spirit Awards basically celebrates all of the films that typically don’t get recognized at the Oscars and the whole thing is way more chill and it airs on IFC. This year the host is Andy Samberg. Because the whole thing is so much less stuffy than the Oscars, celebs are a little more willing to take fashion risks. So let’s check out the outfits!
Jennifer Lawrence is daring us not to stare at that very thin strap that is keeping the top of her dress tied to her body. Love it! Love this weird thing! Don’t think I love the hair. Actually, this outfit is confusing, each time I look at it I think I like it and then I don’t and then I do again. You guys, fashion is so hard.
And here we have Paul Rudd doing his best Mr. Holland’s Opus.
February 23, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lana Del Rey beat an impressive list of nominees in the International Female Solo Artist category at the 2013 Brit Awards. And I care about this because I love Lana Del Rey and am glad that somewhere in the world someone is recognizing her talent and not just hating on her nails and lips because obviously if a woman has fake nails and fake lips (allegedly), she’s untalented trash.
Man, the Brits do a lot of things better than Americans. Over here you would never see Cat Power on the same list as Rihanna and Taylor Swift for anything.
Best International Female was Lana Del Rey. “I lived here and I love it here and I wrote my record here and I’m honoured,” said the US singer songwriter on receiving her award. She also thanked her management for helping to turn her life into a “work of art.”
Don’t get on me for spelling “honored” with a U, I’m quoting a British publication. They do things differently there. For example, their awards aren’t gold and shiny like ours, they’re…this:
Hey, that’s fun. They also appear to change each year depending on the theme of the show. This year I guess it’s polkadots. Neat.
Also, Lana, I love you, but I don’t love what you’re wearing or what your hair is doing. But I still think you are a beautiful and talented woman.
Ms. Del Rey arrived with her boyfriend-or-fiance?, Scottish alternative Folk musician, Barrie-James O’Neill.