Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anna Nicole Smith

Early Evening Links

The National Enquirer thinks Anna Nicole’s underlying cause of death was pneumonia. And if it ran in the National Enquirer, it must be true. [Celebslam] I knew this world was missing...

Kimmie Speaks!

Anna Nicole’s former assistant and font-explorer extraordinaire, Kimmie Waltham, appears on Entertainment Tonight with freshly normalized hair to chat about Anna, Daniel and paternity...

Late-Night Links

Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite’s Life] Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on...

It’s Over (Kind Of)

Richard Milstein, the court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn, has announced that Anna Nicole Smith with be buried in the Bahamas, with her late son. But we still have the paternity testing...

Anna Nicole Verdict…

Liveblog: Man this judge is a jackass. What a blow-hard. A bunch of stuff was denied. I don’t understand the legalese. Jesus, this judge looks like he’s trying not to cry. What...

Anna Nicole Meets Oz

Watching the Anna Nicole body snatching trial on Cnn and Msnbc is just brutal. The judge is like nothing I’ve ever witnessed in a courtroom, a complete jackass, completely...

Late-Night Links

Tyra Banks and Photoshop collaborate to reproduce her barrier-breaking Sports Illustrated cover ten years ago. I think we all know which party worked harder. [POTP] Marcia Cross pops out...

The Anna Nicole Remains Trial: Day One

The Florida court proceedings to determine what will happen with Anna Nicole’s body began this morning. Before I begin with a recap, let me quickly explain to you (to the best of my...

Mid-Day Links

Comin’ atcha early today… Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady split up in December … but they’re expecting a baby late this summer. [ICYDK] Dog the Bounty Hunter has been...

Funeral Home: Thanks, But No Thanks

I’m watching CNN on a Friday night. That’s pathetic. But I just heard on Nancy Grace’s show that the funeral home Anna was scheduled to be embalmed at wouldn’t sign...