Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Charlie Sheen Thinks Using the Word “F-ggot” Makes Him Hip, Maybe

photo of charlie sheen ugly pictures And not just f-ggot, guys, f-ggot assholes. Isn't that so, so nice? As the story goes, Charlie was hosting a music event at a club in Cabo, and before introducing the acts (which included Slash), he asked the crowd how they were doing. Apparently, they weren't "doing" good enough for him, so he cried, "How we doing? ... Lying bunch of f**got a**holes, how we doing?" Charlie later talked to ...

Guess the Celebrity: Who’s Got the Ganked-Up ‘Do?

photo of tom felton bad hair pictures This is the boy and this is his girlfriend, and that thing on his head (also known as "hair) is ... well, everything but the hair is pretty good, I'd have to say. Here's three hints to get you going--- ---He's a total prick in the series of films for which he's famous ---I always questioned whether or not he's a natural blonde ---His "American" accent is darling Jump in to find out who it is! Read More...

Quotables: Piers Morgan Says He’s Going to Deport Himself

photo of piers morgan deportation pictures To even try to conceive of how you would feel if your child was shot multiple times in the head by a Rambo madman at school is just impossible. I honestly don’t know how you would ever carry on with life. But my anger turned to blind rage when I saw the reaction to this hideous massacre in America. Sales of the specific weapon used, an AR-15 military-style assault rifle, rocketed at gun stores all over America in the days following the Sandy Hook shooting. And the country’s biggest gun suppl...

Stars Without Makeup: LeAnn Rimes Probably Got Her Lips Done

photo of leann rimes pictures no makeup photos Hey, so this is LeAnn Rimes chilling at the airport in Los Angeles as she waits to board a flight to Nashville. I'd say she looks good---and I will, because she does---but even that isn't really too redeeming, because it is, after all, LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn and Eddie had custody of Eddie and Brandi's children for the holidays, and Brandi, whom I'm starting to feel more and more sorry for (even though she's totally as plastic as they come), Tweeted this: Nothing worse the (sic) waking up Chr...

Lindsay Could Probably Sell That Fur to Pay Rent if She Still Needs To

photo of lindsay lohan pictures fur coat pic What's Lindsay's deal these days, guys? Does she think that we don't know that she's broke or something? Because duh, we know, and she only looks foolish when she goes out in public in these elaborate outfits (either borrowed or stolen) and elaborate jewels (also either borrowed or stolen). It's like the poor old bag lady, God love her, who picked up the Louis Vuitton bag that fell off the back of a truck one day and ran for it and who parades around with it banging around against her rumpled cl...

Love It or Leave It: Sofia Vergara’s Swimsuit

photo of sofia vergara bathing suit pictures hot pic So while some people (like me) love to celebrate the holidays in elastic-waist pants and knitted caps to conceal unwashed hair, some people (ahem, like Sofia Vergara) like to show people (like me) what it's like to actually give a flying crap about what it means to look amazing all year round, and not just in the summertime, rum balls and eggnog be damned. This is what Sofia Vergara's wearing these days whilst frolicking in warm seas and chilling on yachts with her diamonds or whatever it i...

Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby On-Screen

photo of jennifer lawrence marie claire south africa pictures So Jennifer Lawrence did an interview with Marie Claire South Africa where she talked about body image (because duh, fatty) and what her social life is like (hint: limited). There's not much else to say about this girl, because she's probably the most wonderful female celebrity to ever have existed, so I'll let her take it on over from here. Here's Jennifer on her New Year's resolution: My New Year's Resolution is to stand up for myself. It's hard for me. Nobody wants to be disliked. You always want to be polite and be nice. I tried to find a balance...