Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber Punches Fan

Here's a pretty lame video of Justin Bieber showing his fans who is boss and that he won't put up with being touched by them, despite having his window down while driving through a crowd of them, because he's consistently entitled and bratty about celebrity - since he's always had it - and all he needs is a nice boycott to put him in his place. The second his concert sells zero tickets is the second he stops being a pain in the ass. /> Here's a pretty lame video of Justin Bieber showing his fans who is boss and that he won't put up with being touched by them, despite having his window down while driving through a crowd of them, because he's consistently entitled and bratty about celebrity - since he's always had it - and all he needs is a nice boycott to put him in his place. The second his concert sells zero tickets is the second he stops being a pain in the ass. ...

Brad and Angelina’s Staff Speak….

Screen Shot 2016-10-19 at 10.50.42 AM This is a great uplifting Kevin Costner / Whitney Houston story from a former bodyguard of the famous Brangelina. His name is Mark Billingham and he is the latest in the famous couple's arsenal of tabloid fodder that has been the foundation of their relationship since day one.. On Brad Pitt's Masculinity: “Brad wouldn’t last long because he wouldn’t have any cream to put on his face. It would be too sweaty and uncomfortable for him. He’s too pretty! But Angie could do it. She’d p...

Terror at Miranda Kerr’s House

miranda kerr No, Miranda Kerr hasn't had another billionaire brawl between her many billionaire boyfriends at her house. She's a one billionaire woman now, because she found the right billionaire after going through a few since her divorce. This terror at her house wasn't Orlando Bloom coming home to fight for his ex-wife to renew their vows. It wasn't Bieber showing up to apologize for getting her fired from Victoria's Secret after they were rumored to have had sex. It was worse, ok, maybe not worse,...

Miley Cyrus VS Supergirl

miley 3 Miley Cyrus almost brings up a valid argument when discussing the state of gender...by referencing the name of a CW TV show, in what we can assume is product placement. You know the marketing team reach out and say "hey, let's pay you a lot of money to generate some controversy, since no one is watching the show. You know, a let's create an issue where there isn't one, like with a 1950s comic that has been turned into a movie, don't call it Supergirl because that's what the creator called it...

Donald Trump Brags About Groping Women

In this video from 2005, where the microphone is left on, while doing an interview with muppet and drunk Billy Bush. Donald decided to take the "locker room" approach to bro-speak that we can assume is partially responsible for all the rape on campuses going on. He goes on to degrade a woman they are on their way to meet, discussing how he kissed her without her permission after taking her furniture shopping, or that despite being married, he tried to have sex with her, but didn't get it, so he was like a little bitch, to how women are drawn to money and you can do whatever you want, ending in his most quotable, and vile, statement...."Grab them in the pussy"....uninvited. I mean, he must be campaigning for Clinton, this type behavior on the person being trying to be our leader is an absurd, insane, and disgusting concept. I understand it is 2005, but those are his words, as a grown man, it's not an apology situation, it's a this is how he views woman situation. The crazy thing in all this is that it's not even shocking. It's totally expected and I'm just surprised it wasn't said at the last presidential debate. He is the Kardashian of Politics... /> In this video from 2005, where the microphone is left on, while doing an interview with muppet and drunk Billy Bush. Donald decided to take the "locker room" approach to bro-speak that we can assume is partially responsible for all the rape on campuses going on. He goes on to degrade a woman they are on their way to meet, discussing how he kissed her without her permission after taking her furniture shopping, or that despite being married, he tried to have sex with her, but didn't get it, ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his Tabloid Baby do Oktoberfest

ARNIE A few years ago, a pretty major story broke about action star and Guvernator involving a notorious sexual relationship with the housekeeper that resulted in a son. A son named Joseph Baena that led to his very public divorce from his Kennedy - Maria Shriver. With adultery, comes public shame in the tabloids, because America doesn't love adultery, but love to talk about it a lot, and I guess practice it, because nothing is sacred, especially when it is with high profile people like actors, poli...

Lindsay Lohan’s New Finger (NSFW!!)

Screen Shot 2016-10-03 at 1.17.51 PM I am not too sure what kind of boating accident Lindsay Lohan was in this past weekend in Turkey, but apparently, it ended with her needing to get her finger re-attached. I guess she was lucky enough to not have had it fall to the bottom of the sea, something that has happened to so many pairs of my sunglasses in what seems like every time I am on a boat. So I guess with a bit of recovery time (morphine), she'll be back to giving the media the finger, and/or getting engaged to abusive Russian ...

Hugh Hefner is Not Dead!

photo of hot young hugh hefner pictures vintage photos pics I don't know if this one is a clickbait story from various media outlets, but based on news media of today, I'll assume it is. Apparently there were numerous reports that Hugh Hefner, the Playboy Magnate and ladies man thanks to being a Playboy magnate, had finally passed away at 90. Which would make sense, considering 90 is pretty damn old, and it also outlived hie magazine, which I know is still in publication but is hardly what it was when Hefner was pioneering men's media. I am sure...

Kim Kardashian Gets Hit By Prankster Vitalii Sedi

Kim Kardashian probably paid Vitalii Sedi the prankster to pull a prank on her. This is what he had to say: "We were following the tabloid fave Kim Kardashian to her favorite restaurant in Paris, the Avenue restaurant, when famous prankster Vitalii Sediuk attacked the superstar in one of his trademarked routine, but this time the security smashed him to the floor !!!!" Last week, he hit Gigi Hadid and she hit back....in a more interesting video that has been pulled from the internet. /> Kim Kardashian probably paid Vitalii Sedi the prankster to pull a prank on her. This is what he had to say: "We were following the tabloid fave Kim Kardashian to her favorite restaurant in Paris, the Avenue restaurant, when famous prankster Vitalii Sediuk attacked the superstar in one of his trademarked routine, but this time the security smashed him to the floor !!!!" Last week, he hit Gigi Hadid and she hit back....in a more interesting video that has been pulled from the internet. ...

Corey Feldman on the Today Show is Legendary

Corey Feldman always wins in his losing. Either this is some crazy trolling...or he's absolutely lost his mind. I have no idea what strings were pulled for him to put this messy, disorganized, awkward and creepy performance on national television, but he pulled it off, or maybe he didn't quite pull it off, but rather just made everyone watching feel very very uncomfortable. Either way, it happened and it is a cultural experience for us all. A very weird cultural experience where a late 80s hearthrob child star..who has had numerous drug issues...won't let his celebrity die. Instead he takes it to a strange place. The production on this is worthy of an Old Folks Home, coincidentally, the only age group that still remembers him. The fact that he must be in his 50s now....Makes this even weirder...and in a lot of way better... This is fame whoring, or bottom feeding, or just humiliating yourself on another level and I'm glad it happened. Second to best performance besides GOONIES and some private performances at MJ's Neverland Ranch....if you know what I mean...and you do. Here's the music video for 2013 /> Corey Feldman always wins in his losing. Either this is some crazy trolling...or he's absolutely lost his mind. I have no idea what strings were pulled for him to put this messy, disorganized, awkward and creepy performance on national television, but he pulled it off, or maybe he didn't quite pull it off, but rather just made everyone watching feel very very uncomfortable. Either way, it happened and it is a cultural experience for us all. A very weird cultural experience where a late 80s hearthrob ...

Emily Ratajkowski Being Scoped Out by Security

Ratajkowski-Breasts-1 Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski, who was created by a willingness to get naked in music videos, coupled with great timing in terms of social media virality, has attempted a mainstream acting career based on her social media success and hasn't quite made it, so she's out there doing what she knows best. Flaunting. Now I am all about a woman owning her body, celebrating her body, helping her career with her body, if that is what she feels the need to do and I don't really care what she does wi...

The Moment Jared Leto Fell in Love With the Elf Jacket

Screen Shot 2016-08-04 at 10.06.16 AM There's this great meme that isn't really a meme, but more a throwback Thursday of Jared Leto, everyone's favorite Joker / Heart throb from My So Called Life, obscure artist, character actor, international rockstar, Oscar winner and woman seducer...falling in love with the insane Gucci jacket he wore to his first real Blockbuster premiere. Sure, he is likely being paid by Gucci to wear their clothing, he's a top celebrity why would he do that for free. Especially with all this press. Howe...