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Brad and Angelina’s Staff Speak….

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This is a great uplifting Kevin Costner / Whitney Houston story from a former bodyguard of the famous Brangelina.

His name is Mark Billingham and he is the latest in the famous couple’s arsenal of tabloid fodder that has been the foundation of their relationship since day one..

On Brad Pitt’s Masculinity:

“Brad wouldn’t last long because he wouldn’t have any cream to put on his face. It would be too sweaty and uncomfortable for him. He’s too pretty! But Angie could do it. She’d probably be the only one with balls at the end. She would stick it out.”

On how coddled they are:

“I had to make sure their image was protected, that they were dressed properly and not doing silly things that could be caught on camera. What surprised me was their low level of common sense. I found it crazy when they would ask me questions like, ‘How do I go down to that bar?’ and ‘What do I need to do to get there?’ They’re not stupid, but because of the world they live in they just haven’t done something like that for so long. I found that weird.”

The nanny spoke out also – oh Tabloids:

“I’m speaking out because I want to send a message to Angelina, who I care about very much. I want to tell her, “Please don’t cut Brad out of the children’s lives. Don’t use the children as weapons in your divorce. And don’t demonize your husband.” Because that is exactly what your mother did when she was breaking up with your father. And the result was you had a lonely and traumatic childhood. Why would you inflict the same tragedy on your kids? I am worried that Angie is repeating the past – repeating the same mistakes her mother made during her divorce – and I want to get this message across to her before it is too late.”

Here is the first pic of Angelina since the divorce thing happened –