Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jennifer Lawrence Was Shocked to Learn that Her Breasts Are Uneven

Jennifer Lawrence is a pretty sexy lady, yeah? She looks great, but she also has a really goofy personality and doesn't take herself too seriously - two great traits to have in life, let alone celebrity life. Whether she's learning how to shoot a bow and arrow from an Olympic archer or her dress is falling apart on national television, she's just generally chill, which I like. Not much seems to rattle her - well, until she found out that her breasts - like most women's who haven't had plastic ...

Katie Holmes Is the Real Life Carrie Bradshaw, Won’t Leave New York

Katie Holmes recently finished up her run in the Broadway show Dead Accounts, which left many wondering (God knows who cared) whether she'd leave the Big Apple and head back to Los Angeles, the land of bumper to bumper traffic, disgustingly hot weather and In-n-Out. However, rest your weary heads, everyone! The question which plagues our generation has now been solved! Katie loves the east coast and plans on staying put. Wouldn't you if you'd become the real life Carrie Bradshaw? From The ...

Harry Styles is an Angel From Heaven Who Gives Free Pizza to the Homeless

Harry Styles from One Direction is a total stud if you're under 12 or over 50, but did you know that he's also a budding philanthropist who uses his fame for positive causes like shoving Domino's pizza down the gullets of the homeless? Well, he is! Harry's friend and fellow musician (and unfortunate songwriter of the most awful single of 2012 and possibly the last decade, One Direction's 'Little Things') Ed Sheeran put the world to rights in a recent interview, insisting that Harry isn't all...

Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Smells Like Roses

Everyone knows that Khloe is the best Kardashian, right? She's the most "normal", the least idiotic and in my opinion, the prettiest. Sure, her X Factor USA hosting gig is a bit of a disaster, but that's the show's fault, not dear Koko's.  The entire Kardashian family (including the Jenner side of the bunch) has a penchant for oversharing, but Khloe took that shit to the next level during a new interview with HuffPost Live, in which she was asked about the scent of her nether region: "Is you...

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Courtney Stodden may or may not have staged her own paparazzi pics at home [The Superficial] Jason Momoa is kind of exactly like Khal Drogo in real life [Lainey Gossip] Sigourney Weaver could benefit from a personal stylist [Yeeeah] Harvard students have good taste in women: Marion Cotillard named Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year [Starpulse] Celebrities are really loving the whole Polaroid trend [theBERRY] Nicole Kidman swears she's only tried Botox once - uh , okay! [Celebitch...

Tina Fey Is Surprised ’30 Rock’ Made It Past Season 1

There was a time when talking about 30 Rock would have been really niche - a time before Tina Fey had ever met Oprah or hosted the Golden Globes with real-life homegirl Amy Poehler (who I also adore); a time when she was best known as the chick with glasses who hosted Weekend Update on SNL next to Jimmy Fallon, who used to be a total hunk and kind of still is. Anyway, I digress. 30 Rock aired its final episode on Thursday night after seven occasionally rocky but generally irreverent, strange and absolutely hilarious...

Beyoncé Held a Press Conference to Prove She Can Sing Live

If there's one thing Beyoncé won't stand for, it's f*ckery of any kind - and that includes anyone talking shit about her singing (or, in this case, not singing). We all know the story by now: Queen Bey allegedly lip synced her way through 'The Star-Spangled Banner' at Obama's inauguration last month, which many people were not happy about, least of all Beyoncé herself because, naysayers, she DID sing live... albeit over a pre-recorded track. Why did she do it? How could she betray us? Has life lost all...

Cameron Diaz Wants to Get GOOP’d by Gwyneth Paltrow

Hi, everyone! 'Tis I, Jenn, your faithful new managing editor - come February 1, anyway. I trust we'll all find a way to grieve together as Sarah and Emily move on to greener pastures, then we'll begin our own love affair and embark upon a new phase in our lives at one another's sides. Or, you know, you could hate my guts and tell me so in the comments every day, forcing me to cry myself to sleep. Let's hope it doesn't come to that, though, yeah? Now, time to get down to business. Cameron Diaz ...