Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Casper Smart Wants to Be A Daddy!

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez There comes a time in a young man's life when he has to decide what path he wants to take. Maybe he'll decide to focus on his career and throw everything he has into it. Maybe he'll decide that he wants to lead a life full of leisure. Or maybe he'll decide that what will truly give his life meaning is having children. It's like aspirations in the Sims - there's just something that matters more to you than everything else. It seems like Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez's little baby boyfriend,...

Quotables: Miranda Lambert Still Doesn’t Like Chris Brown

A photo of Miranda Lambert "He beat a girl...not cool that we act like that didn't happen. I didn't feel right about not saying something. The loudmouth that I am, I say what I think. I wanted everyone to know that I don't agree with the message it's sending to young women. It's not okay. At all. To be celebrated after doing something like that. I don't think it's right, I never will, and I will stand by what I said till the day I die." - Miranda Lambert stays real about the assholery that is Chris Brown. Just in ...

Mary-Kate Olsen Might Be Engaged to Her Creepy Boyfriend

A photo of Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen You know, I think that sometimes we all focus way too much on the negative, and I think that the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, is a good example of that. We always talk about how creepy he is and how uncomfortable it makes us feel to look at pictures of them together. So instead of doing that whole thing over again, why don't we stay positive about it all? Why don't we make this glass half full? See, Olivier is VERY GOOD at being creepy. That is a tale...

Don’t Freak Out, But David Bowie Just Released A New Song

A photo of David Bowie Oh my god, I'm kidding. FREAK OUT, AND FREAK OUT HARD. This is the moment that we've been waiting for for ten whole years. David Bowie, probably one of the greatest gifts the world has ever been given, is making music again. Here's his brand new single: It's called "Where Are We Now," obviously, and it's the first single off his new album, The Next Day. The album, if you can even believe it, is set to be released in March. It'll be his first album in literally ten years - his last,...

Katy Perry Would Really Like to Win An Oscar, Thanks

A photo of Katy Perry From USA Today: Katy Perry. Oscars. Visualize it. The pop star is on the Academy's short list of songs eligible for an Oscar nomination in the best original song category. Perry penned the song Wide Awake for this summer's concert film Katy Perry: Part of Me. While the 28-year-old Perry has been nominated for nine Grammy awards, the Oscar nomination would be a very different honor. "It's like a dream's dream," Perry tells USA TODAY over e-mail. "When I was growing up and working on music, it wa...

Eddie Cibrian Is Spending All of LeAnn’s Money

A photo of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian I know that this is really hard to believe, because Eddie Cibrian just seems like such a kind, upstanding person, but that's the rumor: since he's not not making all that much money these days, he's just spending LeAnn's money for her. And not even in a "what's mine is yours" way, but more in a "hey, I know I'm going to make you totally broke, but I really wanted this solid gold pizza cutter" way." From Star via Celebitchy: LeAnn Rimes hasn’t had much success with buying love from her...

Lindsay Missed Court, Isn’t in Trouble for It

A photo of Lindsay Lohan On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest. Well, it's today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She's not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of? Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that th...

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Turns Down Money And Publicity

A photo of Kim Kardashian I know, I'm freaking out too, but it's true. Kim Kardashian, possessor of the golden fetus, is refusing to accept money in exchange for pictures of her baby after it's born. Several magazines have offered Kim several million dollars to publish the very first photos of the baby, but Kim is saying no. Kim Kardashian is saying no to offers of money and fame. Maybe the Mayans fudged a little. Ok, but here's the thing: since Kim is in the early stages of cooking up that human, everybody kno...

Don’t Worry, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are Still Together

A photo of Busy Philipps, Jason Segel, and Michelle Williams Probably my favorite celebrity couple in the history of celebrities coupling is Michelle Williams and Jason Segel. I've always adored them so, so much separately, and I never even imagined that these two magical souls could become one. But they have, and they still are. And that's what this story is about. That photo up there is of Michelle and Jason, along with their BFF, Busy Philipps, having fun in Cancun. Michelle is the pale girl who isn't pregnant, if you needed help figuring that out. Mi...

Haylor Is Already Discussing Marriage

A photo of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift Oh, Haylor. A love so young yet so precious. A love that has captured the heart of a generation. A love that is not as good as that 17-year-old Kennedy thing, but that's still pretty ok. It is simply ... Haylor. Haylor, just in case you live under a merciful, protective rock, is the nickname of power couple Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. They love each other, like, a lot. So much that they're already thinking of getting married, and that idea is apparently serious enough for Taylor's dad to...

Justin Bieber Is So Sorry About All The Weed

A photo of Justin Bieber Are you happy now? Have you gotten your fill of shaming poor little Justin Bieber, or do you still have some more insults to throw at him for smoking that wacky weed? Did you forget what it was like to be a rich and famous 18-year-old boy? Do you have no humanity? No decency? Well, regardless of all that, this is not about you. This is about Justin, and how even though he makes mistakes, he's still a wonderful person, a bright, beautiful star in this dark, dark world. Here are some tweets he tweeted yesterday that prove just how wonderful - and jus...