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21Hulk Hogan: Still The Creepiest

A photo of Hulk Hogan

But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It’s because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:

A photo of Brooke Hogan

And he just captioned it “Brooke’s legs.” Gross.

Now, this is creepy enough on it’s own, I think – I mean, if my dad did this … I don’t know, I can’t even imagine this, probably because my dad isn’t gross – but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:

A photo of Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan

Yep, that’s Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter’s ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don’t care to post of him pretty much rubbing his hand between her inner thighs. I don’t care to post it because it seriously makes me uncomfortable.

Other reasons why the picture of Brooke’s legs is creepy include the fact that Hulk slept with one of Brooke’s friends who happens to resemble her, and also because he married a woman who could basically be Brooke’s twin. Have we firmly established the creepiness yet?

Ok then, let’s move on to why Hulk and Brooke say the picture isn’t creepy. Here’s Brooke’s tweet:

A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. ?#ignorant

And Hulk’s:

Brooke works out for 2hrs a day,a fan takes a picture,Brooke love it,tweets back thank u,proud dad tweets it,creeps and perverts everywhere

For what it’s worth, Brooke defended her dad during that lotion debacle by saying things like “he used to change my diaper” and “it’s like he’s touching an old car.” You know, if old cars had nice asses.

Are you thoroughly disturbed yet?

January 29, 2013 at 6:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan

4Quotables: Brandi Glanville Really Doesn’t Hold Back

A photo of Brandi Glanville

“She can go f-ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?”

- Brandi Glanville asks a catty question that she forgets has a very simple answer.

But ok, this is getting weird. Because we’re in this space now where both Brandi and LeAnn keep talking about each other, and then they keep talking about how the other woman won’t stop talking about her. It’s starting to get a little confusing. I feel like the next time we see LeAnn do an interview, she’s going to talk about Brandi because Brandi won’t stop talking about her talking about her talking about her. This cycle can be endless, and it just needs to stop.

By the way though, Brandi said that little thing about LeAnn at a recent book signing – her book, of course, mentions LeAnn. She also had something to say about Eddie and LeAnn’s affair:

“I did everything right. I loved so hard. I loved my children and my family was perfect. I did everything I could do for him and the boys and to make him not want to stray. So, when it happened, especially with someone as attractive as her…”

I’m sorry, it’s getting a little too catty in here. If you need to take a break, I understand.

Anyway, Brandi also said that when she’s done promoting her book, “I promise I’m closing this chapter of my life.” And I think that’s really, really unlikely, but I guess we can all dream, right?

January 29, 2013 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Brandi Glanville

0Chris Brown Hit Frank Ocean First

A photo of Chris Brown

From TMZ:

Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean … after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys … an eyewitness tells TMZ.

According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand.

We’re told Frank simply laughed at the gesture … and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war.  As we first reported, Chris denies being the aggressor.

The fight quickly moved to the lobby of the studio … and sources say the brawling posses demolished the place –”They managed to break almost everything in the room and scare all of the staff members working” says the witness.

We’re told the receptionist called 911 … and Chris booked it. As TMZ first reported, Frank stuck around for the cops … and griped about how he felt “blindsided” by Chris.

One last thing — we’re told the parking situation at the recording studio is a serious hierarchy — with the bigger artists taking the better spots … and it’s been that way for years. We’re told Chris clearly felt he deserved the top spot … and Frank disrespected him by taking it for himself.

See, this scenario sounds way more likely than the one we first heard. Because sorry, but if there’s a situation involving Chris Brown and it turns out that someone was being a dick, the dick is going to be Chris Brown. Always.

There’s more news on this fight, too: TMZ spoke with police, who say that they have surveillance video of the fight. But remember how the fight moved from the parking lot to the lobby of the recording studio? The cameras were just in the lobby. They say that in that video, Chris and Frank aren’t physically fighting, but their friends are.

Also, Chris’ lawyer contacted police to tell them that Chris was totally ready to talk to them about what happened, because “he knows he did nothing wrong.” Ha. Oh, and Chris left real quick when he heard someone was calling 911 because his lawyer told him that if he ever felt like he was about to get in trouble, he needed to leave immediately. Apparently his lawyer forgot to really define what kind of trouble he was talking about.

Team Frank Ocean. Did that even need to be said?

January 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Frank Ocean

7Kristen Stewart Hates Everybody

A photo of Kristen Stewart

From the National Enquirer:

Kristen Stewart has explod­ed in a jealous rage at rival actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as singer Katy Perry, sources told The ENQUIRER.

Now, a worried friend fears the “Twilight” sexpot is “losing her grip on reality.”

The 22-year-old troubled star is said to be having a confidence crisis.

And she has been telling pals she fears her career in Hollywood may be set to nosedive following last year’s cheating scandal when she got in­volved with married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.

“Kristen’s feeling very sorry for her­self,” a friend told The ENQUIRER. “With the awards season underway, it’s hit her just how much her leading lady status has plummeted.

“Seeing Jennifer Lawrence be­ing worshipped on the red carpet, winning a Golden Globe and getting nominated for Oscars has really got­ten to her. She’s come out of nowhere and is getting the adulation that Kris­ten used to dream about.”

The “Hunger Games” actress, 22, who won a best comedy actress Golden Globe for her role in “Silver Linings Playbook,” is not the only ri­val to incur the wrath of the shamed star.

Even America’s sweetheart, Jen­nifer Aniston, 43, is in K-Stew’s line of fire. “Kristen’s always been a big fan of Aniston’s deadly rival Ange­lina Jolie and has never really rated Jen as an actress,” revealed another source. “She can’t understand why Jen manages to hog the headlines every time with very little effort.

“She’s not that talented as an ac­tress, nor is she the most beautiful. Kristen believes if it wasn’t for her bitter rivalry with Angelina, Jen would NOT be this fa­mous these days at all.”

Despite reassurances from boy­friend Robert Pattinson, Kristen is terrified her movie headlining days could be numbered. “She knew there would be a backlash from her cheat­ing scandal, but the scripts have definitely slowed down in landing on her doorstep,” said the insider.

The actress also hit the roof when “Men’s Health” magazine recently released its “Hottest Women of 2013” list and placed Jennifer Law­rence fourth while Kristen came in at No. 89. The poll was topped by singer Katy Perry.

“Kristen couldn’t believe that Katy Perry was No. 1 on that list,” said the insider. “She’s known Katy for years and doesn’t think she looks that hot, especially without her makeup.

“Kristen’s in a really dark place at the moment and Rob is worried about her.”

Now, obviously this isn’t 100% true. Kristen Stewart can’t possibly have this many feelings in general, let alone this many feelings about all these other famous ladies. It’s just not plausible. Personally, I think she sits at home, smokes weed, and looks at her feet. Just that, all day long. She might have enough emotion to giggle or something at a cartoon, but she doesn’t have enough to despise, like, three people. Let’s be realistic here.

January 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Kristen Stewart

15Guess Who’s Getting Her Own Talk Show!

A photo of Kris Jenner

It’s Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner is getting her own talk show. I bet you wish you hadn’t asked now, huh?

The show is going to have the very imaginative title of Kris, and it’s going to air for an hour, every single weekday, starting this summer. It’s going to be on Fox. It’s going to have celebrity guests, and Kris is going to discuss beauty and fashion. Basically it’s everything you could ever want.

These are all the details we know right now, but I want you to think about something. We all know how much the Kardashians like to share. Kris’ show is starting this summer. Kim is due this summer. Think about it. I’m not saying that Kim will have the baby on air, but I am saying that there’s a strong possibility that Kim might have her baby on air. Just a suggestion.

January 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Kris Jenner

9Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden Goes Dark

A photo of Courtney Stodden

But wait, before you freak out, don’t freak out! It’s a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn’t it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen.

Here’s another picture to back that theory up:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Speaking of hair, I’m about to head out to my salon, y’all! Because I’m one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I’m going to be leaving all you darlings in just a few short days, I need to get something major done. I’m taking pictures of Miley Cyrus and Emma Watson, then I’m going to let Jesus take the wheel. I might show you guys what happens if I need you to tell me I’m still pretty.

But speaking of pretty, I need to show you the photo that Courtney posted after those two pictures above, the picture that shows she was just wearing a wig:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Right? Doesn’t she look like a little baby drag queen who hasn’t gotten her routine down quite yet? One that still hasn’t gotten the hang of all those feminine wiles, who still doesn’t hold herself quite right but is trying really, really hard?

January 28, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden