Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Robert Pattinson Is Giving Himself Until Valentine’s Day to Get Over It

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart It seems like ever since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson got back together after that whole cheating incident, things haven't been all that awesome. There were rumors that Kristen wouldn't let Rob touch her, and rumors that Kristen was getting frustrated by the fact that Rob couldn't get over it completely. Now the story is that Rob knows he can't get over it completely, and that's why he's giving himself a deadline. He has until February 14th, the international day of lovers and red roses and ...

Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Adopted A Dog!

A photo of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Even though I don't think I've ever really talked about them before, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are one of my favorite couples right now. They're both just so cute on their own, and they're super cute together. Oh, and one time they did this thing where they were eating at some diner and they saw some photographers waiting to get some pictures, so they made these little signs on napkins with information about a couple of charities and their websites. Isn't that precious? That kind of stuff is...

Gwyneth Paltrow Wrote A New Cookbook!

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow This is for you guys who have read through Gwyneth's first cookbook countless times, and for those of you who have already cooked every recipe in that thing. This is for you guys who have read every single GOOP newsletter, looking for the little pearls of wisdom that only Gwyneth* can gift to you. Treasure it, friends. The book is called It's All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great. It won't be released until April, but here's the description: Gwyneth ...

Blind Item: Casper Smart Isn’t Such A Great Boyfriend

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez From Blind Gossip: This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it. He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom. The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they br...

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Probably Going to Explode

A photo of Jessica Simpson So Jessica Simpson posted this photo on Twitter yesterday, and she captioned it "fun in the sun." And I'm sure she was excited about her vacation, and I know she likes to share personal photos on Twitter, but all I can think about are her boobs. Does that make me a bad person? I sort of have this fear of pregnancy boobs. See, my sister got pregnant with her first kid when I was 10, and I was convinced that it was my duty to read through all of the books that she got to teach her about that special time. So I read What to Expect When You're Expecting in between The Ba...

Did Miley Cyrus Get Married Without Even Telling Us?!

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Ok. That right there is a photo that Liam Hemsworth posted online, and I'm sure you can see the thing that I'm talking about it. He's wearing a ring on THAT FINGER. Does it look like a wedding ring? Yes, it kind of does. Now here's a picture of Miley with her little sister. Look closely at her hand: If you look really hard, you can see that she's wearing two rings on That Finger: her engagement ring, and ... what? A wedding band? Did these kids have a secret Christmas wedding...

Britney’s Getting Fired for Not Being Crazy Enough

A photo of Britney Spears From Us Weekly: Looks like Britney Spears' X Factor gig will be a one-and-done kind of deal. As the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the "Hold It Against Me" singer is on her way out as a judge for Fox's hit reality competition, which wrapped its second season on Dec. 20. "Britney will get the boot," an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in May, along with fellow newcomer Demi Lovato. "Producers wanted her for the long haul, but it isn't working." One re...