Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brandi Glanville Refaced Her Vagina, Made Eddie Cibrian Pay for It

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In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like “rejuvenating” her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was.

About her vagina, Brandi said:

I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number. This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.

And prior to purging Eddie from her ladyparts, she discussed what it was like finding out that her husband had an affair with the one, the only—LeAnn Rimes:

I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing … a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there. Minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over … and we started having sex right there. He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true … that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.

Later in the book, it was revealed how Eddie and LeAnn’s behavior immediately changed after coming clean about the affair, and Brandi also addressed a cake frosting incident that happened at one of the new couple’s first public appearances together:

LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.

Last, Brandi talked about how the affair had sent her into a “tail-spin” that ultimately resulted in a DUI arrest:

[Eddie] promised he would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me. … I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next. After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. … White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.

Gosh, guys. The more I hear about Brandi Glanville and her side of the story, the more I pity her. I mean, it’s crazy. I pity her for more reasons than I pity LeAnn Rimes, and though I pity LeAnn Rimes for an entirely different array of causes, it’s still quite a bit. What a f-cking hot mess of a situation, you know? I love it so, so much.

Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s “Maternity Wear”

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Maybe I’m approaching my time of the month and my hormones or whatever are all out of whack, because I’m finding that, the more I look at this outfit of Kim Kardashian‘s, the more I like it.

What’s more unbelievable? Kim recently did an interview with Jimmy Fallon, where she claimed that her baby wouldn’t be on her reality show, ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’. From E! Online:

Even though Kim Kardashian’s baby might be wearing specially made leather pants designed by dad Kanye West, she says the child is not going to join the family business right away.

“The baby is not going to be on our show,” Kim said tonight during her and sister Kourtney Kardashian’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. “When he or she decides that’s what they want to do, then that will be a decision.

“I love seeing Mason and Penelope on TV,” she added, referring to Kourtney’s little ones. “Mason is the highlight of our show, I think.”

“It’s a tough decision,” Kim admitted after Jimmy joked about whether the baby might “feel bad” being the only family member not on TV. … From the start, as of now, that’s just a personal choice that Kanye and I have made…We’re going to try to keep it as private as possible.”

So in short, Kanye‘s not allowing Kim to pimp their kid out like Kourtney does (or at least how Kim backhandedly insinuates that Kourtney does), and we won’t be seeing their offspring for awhile to come, yes? Let’s make a good, fat bet as to how long that’s going to last, huh?

Stars Without Makeup: Beyonce!

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How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce’s thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there’s one thing you can’t deny, and it’s that she’s a beautiful girl—with or without makeup.

This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I’ll let you figure out who’s who.