Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bad Girls…They Will Make You Feel So Good

Seven crazy hot girls in a house with nothing to do but party and get in trouble…seriously a recipe for genius. The Beet was kind enough to pass on an invite to the Bad Girls season 3 premiere in New York to her Evil Cohorts EvilT and SkipaBeet and it was simply drama-filled gloriousness. SkipaBeet and I both agreed that this show makes us feel much better about our own past antics which we thought were pretty impressive. Seriously these girls put ASU sorority girls to shame and that is ...

David Duchovny’s Dark Mysterious Secret

He is addicted to sex. Ummmm, what???? This is a random piece of news. "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," he said in a statement released through his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Larry, tell us more! Did playing an oversexed guy on "Californication" make you addicted to sex? Have you always been this way? Was it the aliens? Is is porn? Other ...

Obama and His Bitch

Oh calm down, I'm not talking about Michelle. The American Kennel Club had a poll to choose the first Dog for Obama and his family. The Poodle won! In a national poll of 42,000 people, the Poodle narrowly edged past the Soft-Coated Wheaten Terrier as the top dog for the Obamas, the American Kennel Club (AKC) said. Obama has said that he would get his daughters a dog after the election. What kind of dog would you get for the Obama family?...

I Guess This is Really Happening

Well Jessica Simpson has now "reinvented" herself as a Country Singer. Sigh. It is a bit creepy how she all of a sudden got the sexy football player boyfriend, a pair of cowboy boots and now she really thinks that she can connect with country fans. She also has a Maltipoo that she carries in a designer dog bag. Click below to sample. The whole album really isn't that bad I hate to say. She has always had a knockout voice when she wasn't trying to be all riffy riffy. http://www.wqik.co...

Duff’s Dad in the Slammer

This came out of left field. Hilary Duff's dad has been jailed for 10 days for violating the terms of his divorce. I guess he started selling off assets he wasn't supposed to and was essentially jailed for contempt of court. Hilary's parents have been in divorce proceedings now for a while and the whole thing came to a head when Hilary's mom asked for $25,000 to throw Hilary a 21st birthday party. Um, isn't she really rich and famous. I mean...at that point don't you just pay for your o...