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Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: “Change or My Ass is Bouncing”

Oh my God that title is so, so wrong on so, so many levels.

But yeah, Kanye‘s allegedly fed up with Kim Kardashian‘s shiny, fake, jetsetting ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ lifestyle, and wants things to change if Kim expects Kanye to be sticking around for another season. Kanye claims that he’s responsible for reviving Kim’s “career” after she crash-landed it after her menstrual cycle-long marriage to Kris Humphries, and feels entitled to some gratitude. And normalcy. And anal sex, presumably.

What? Can’t a guy just be honest anymore?

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