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Love It or Leave It: Couples Edition!

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Sometimes I roll my eyes so hard that it hurts my head. But it’s not like this big awful horrible pain, it’s just this quick pain that passes as soon as my eyeballs return to their normal position. But it feels weird, so then I roll my eyes again. I do this a couple of times until it doesn’t amuse me anymore, and then I go back to doing whatever I was doing, which is usually the thing that caused the initial eye roll, and the cycle starts all over again. And I repeat the cycle until I’m ready to focus again, or, you know, until I want some juice or whatever. Do you guys ever do that? Because I do it a lot, and I just did it after I saw this photo of Kim and Kanye.

It’s just that both of them just go on and on about how much they care about fashion, and how important fashion is, and how they’re just so fashionable, but then they step out looking like this. You can tell that Kanye’s trying real hard with those pants, and Kim … listen. That ill-fitting, unflattering thing that Kim is wearing? That costs $4,710. She paid nearly $5,000 for that mess.

I think it’s time to look for some new fashion icons, all right? I just … oh. You mean the only people who actually consider Kim and Kanye fashion icons are Kim and Kanye? All right then, well, I guess there’s nothing more to discuss.

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