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Snooki Is Due in A Couple of Weeks, Just Wants to Be A Good Mom

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Did you guys know that Snooki could go into labor anytime now? She’s due in early September, and as Sarah showed you guys a couple of days ago, she’s got quite the tummy going on. Do you know what that means? It means that there’s precious little time left in which Snookers can give hilarious interviews about being pregnant. We’ve really got to savor this while we can, all right? So let’s get to it.

From In Touch:

With just three weeks left before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and fiancé Jionni LaValle welcome their son, Snooki talks to In Touch about her fears of being a first-time mother!

“I’m nervous that I’m not going to be a good mom,” she admits to In Touch. “I just really hope I know what I’m doing!”

The reality star says being pregnant has been crazier than a night out at the Jersey Shore! “At the Shore you’re going to hook up, get into a fight or go to jail. You only have three options. But being pregnant you have no idea what’s going on!”

And while Snooki’s been preparing for her son’s arrival with apps that tell you what you should be eating and how big the baby is, she’s adamant about skipping Lamaze classes!

“Lamaze is bullshit,” she says. “They teach you how to breathe. Are you really going to be worrying about how to breathe when you’re having a baby? No! You’re going to be screaming and throwing shit.”

“I don’t think anyone really knows what they’re doing with the first kid,” she tells In Touch. “But I think I will be a good mom. I hope so!”  And while the soon-to-be mom can’t wait for the arrival of her son, Snooki jokes that she’s most looking forward to “being a MILF, for sure.”

I’m so glad this girl didn’t lose her style when she got pregnant. Throughout these past several months, Snooki has managed to stay true to herself, and I think that’s just wonderful. I just hope she can recognize the importance of breathing before it’s too late. I’ve never had a baby or anything, but breathing, you guys. It can change your life.

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  • If she wants to scream and throw shit when she’s giving birth, that’s fine, but I think it’s weird that that’s totally the perception – no thanks to TV and movies, I suppose. I’ve seen a few births, all of them natural, and though the women were clearly in pain, there was no screaming and no throwing shit (just some moaning, grunting, etc.). That’s not to say that other women don’t experience it differently, but that’s my experience, at any rate. Also, didn’t she say in another interview that she’s not going to change any diapers? That just seems ridiculous to me.

    • I haven’t seen any births, but the few ladies I’ve spoken to about it seem to say that it’s less dramatic than a lot of people make it out to be.

      But the diapers quote was apparently fake, and Snooki took the time to tweet about how she can’t wait to change her kid’s shitty diapers. Bless her heart!

      • Oh, that’s good to hear. As much as I don’t want to, I do kind of like Snooki, and it’s good to know that the diapers quote, which I HATED, may have been fake!

  • The kid is going to be smarter than her on day one. She is a PRIME example of why some people should not reproduce

  • Did she have to wear a snakeskin top?

    She looks like a pygmy rattlesnake (yeah. I went there.) that swallowed a small dog.

    I hope for the best for the baby, though.

  • Snooki isn’t famous and of course a woman who is in her late stages of pregnancy is going to look huge particularly if she’s short and carrying a large/long baby. I’d Guess baby Lorenzo would be 8lbs 8oz and 22in so obviously snooki at 4ft 9in is gonna look huge carrying a child that size. Nell Newman for example was 10lbs 13oz and 23 1/4 in at birth and her mum was 5ft 4in though her mum was also a legitament star while Snooki is nothing more than a sideshow clown