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Michael Fassbender Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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I’ve never really cared much about Michael Fassbender either way, to be honest – not really my cup of tea, in many respects – but I do know that he’s been pretty universally desired by straight ladies and gay men ever since he got his dick out in Shame a few years back, and that general idea of him being super hot has prevailed ever since. So much so, apparently, that he’s been voted the Sexiest Man Alive by Moviefancentral, a super popular social media site focused on all things movies.

The other nominees included Chris Hemsworth (runner up), Tom Hardy (last year’s winner), Idris Elba, David Duchovny, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Renner, Karl Urban, Jason Momoa, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Hugh Jackman, Jason Statham, Daniel Craig, Ryan Gosling, and Luke Evans.

How Jason Momoa didn’t win that competition hands down is beyond me, but whatever. If it was up to me and I had to put them all in order, here’s how it’d go down (because I’m sure you care):

  • Jason Momoa
  • Chris Pratt
  • Idris Elba

You know what, the rest of them aren’t even really on my radar (not that these three are, but you know what I mean).

Anyway, what do you guys think?

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Terrence Howard Sued By Ex-Wife Over Alleged Vicious Beating

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Terrence Howard is notoriously pretty gross in every way, which is unfortunate since he has a wife and two small children and I’m kinda terrified for anyone who has to be in his presence – especially after hearing the alleged beating he gave his ex-wife while in Costa Rica in 2013.

From TMZ:

Terrence Howard’s ex-wife isn’t done with him quite yet. She just filed a lawsuit, claiming he beat her within an inch of her life.

Michelle Ghent claims she and Terrence were at a rental house in Costa Rica in 2013 when they began arguing and he grabbed her by the neck, pushed her against the bathroom wall and began strangling her. She says he threatened to kill her and then mule kicked her.

Ghent filed the lawsuit just 1 day before the statute of limitations ran.

Terrence has said it was mutual combat, claiming Ghent pepper spayed him during the fight.

It’s not really possible for there to be “mutual combat” when someone is twice your size and strength level, and what the fuck? What grown ass man tries to use that as consolation? “Well, I know she was my wife and I’m a grown man with self-control, but I couldn’t just NOT beat the shit out of her when she got crazy on me!” I mean, for real?

Ben Affleck Has Been Dating His Kids’ Ex-Nanny

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner decided to end their marriage once that pre-nup became null and void just after their 10 year anniversary last month, and while no one really knows what went on there, most of us are pretty sure it had to do with cheating/gambling on Ben’s behalf. In fact, the latest reports suggest that Ben’s been dating the ex-nanny to their kids, a relationship that started before he and Garner even ended their relationship. Yikes!

Nearly one month after announcing the end of his 10-year marriage to Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck has begun to move on. And the two-time Oscar winner, 42, didn’t have to look far to find a new romance. In the new issue of Us Weekly, multiple sources reveal Affleck has been dating 28-year-old California native Christine Ouzounian, a woman he and Garner hired as a nanny for their three kids this spring.

When Ouzounian — an employee at a high-end Beverly Hills nanny agency — first started caring for Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3, Affleck and Garner, 43, were in the midst of a secret 10-month trial separation. The Arizona State University communications grad soon developed an attraction to the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice star.

“They would hang out without the kids,” explains an Ouzounian pal. “And they were very flirty.”

When Garner discovered there was something going on between her estranged husband and Ouzounian, she let the babysitter go. But the ex-sorority girl wasn’t cut from Affleck’s life.

I wouldn’t be surprised with this, but I also think “dating” is probably a strong word – they’re likely just sleeping together. Even still, I have to ask: could Ben Affleck be more fucking predictable? The babysitter? Christ, get a grip, dude.

Bobbi Kristina’s Death Could Fall On Nick Gordon, According To D.A.

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Bobbi Kristina Brown only passed away last weekend, and authorities are already pouncing on the possibility of charging her boyfriend Nick Gordon with manslaughter over her death. Given that he allegedly has a history of abuse, theft, and drug use (I say “allegedly” even though I’d put money on it being true), I’m sure he had more than a bit of a hand in her tragic situation.

Bobbi Kristina’s boyfriend, Nick Gordon, is in the crosshairs of prosecutors who want to charge him with involuntary manslaughter, and they’re putting the squeeze on one of Nick’s friends to turn on him … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say authorities believe Nick’s alleged crime is arranging to get drugs for Bobbi Kristina the day she almost drowned in her bathtub.

We know Nick claims both he and Bobbi did drugs that morning, and now sources tell us there was nothing intravenously injected.

Obviously the preliminary autopsy has shown no signs of foul play, and further toxicology tests will only be able to tell whether or not Bobbi was under the influence of drugs and not who gave them to her. However, authorities are now looking to Max Lomas, the other guy who was in the house in January when Bobbi was found.

Lomas’ case has lingered for nearly 6 months, and one source familiar with the case tells us, authorities are interested in offering Lomas a deal — probation on the drug charges and immunity in the Bobbi Kristina case in return for spilling all the details of what happened in her house.

We’re told prosecutors believe Nick had reason to know Bobbi Kristina had a drug problem and also knew she would indulge to the point of losing consciousness, yet he helped her get and use drugs and then left her in harm’s way.

This whole thing is so sad, and while I would love to see the people involved in helping her downfall pay, but if it’s not possible in the eyes of the law, I hope they can close this case and hopefully allow Bobbi’s family to find some peace.

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Khloe Kardashian Complex Cover Is… Something Else


Khloe Kardashian has spent the time following her split from Lamar Odom in the gym, where she’s been working tirelessly to get her body in check. There have also been ass injections to an insane degree, but that’s not particularly newsworthy since I’m pretty sure the Kardashian/Jenner family has the ass injector on speed dial. What has her hard work wrought? A Complex magazine cover where she got to show that ass off.

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Of course, people had shit to say and Khloe wasn’t happy about it. She worked hard for her body and it’s not the work of retouching! To that end, she posted a comparison photo on Instagram, though I don’t necessarily see how it proves anything at all. I do think this is her real body, though, but I don’t know why she felt the need to prove it.

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Who Broke Into Rob Schneider’s House?

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It’s been a long ass time since we’ve talked about Rob Schneider, and while that’s probably for the best for the sake of all of our sanity, there’s now actual news – albeit not very positive news. It seems his house was burglarized and among the things he lost was an old Willie Mays baseball card worth nearly $200k. In other words, Rob’s retirement plan just got stolen.

From TMZ:

Rob Schneider’s home was burglarized Friday night and uber-expensive jewelry was taken, but nothing as expensive as an ultra-rare baseball card.

The “Deuce Bigalow” star was at the Comedy Film Festival in Montreal, and his wife and kid were out to dinner in L.A. when the thieves broke into their Encino home. They made off with his wife’s diamond engagement ring, a Cartier watch and other expensive items.

But the biggest ticket item … a mint condition 1951 Bowman Willie Mays rookie card … valued at $175,000.

Rob famously collects old baseball cards, especially from the ’50s and ’60s. The thieves also made off with a 1953 Willie Mays Topps and a 1971 as well.  The Willie Mays cards were separate from Rob’s main card collection, which the thieves didn’t find.

One source familiar with the investigation tells TMZ … the Willie Mays card is so rare, it will be difficult or impossible to fence it.

Yikes! Apparently the burglars got in via a sliding glass door in the back of Rob’s house, though it wasn’t open – it was broken with a blunt object. Hopefully they’ll find the people who did it and he’ll get his stuff back soon.

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Kylie Jenner Wears Crude Shirt & Internet Goes Crazy

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Kylie Jenner might not put her whole life on social media – what she doesn’t show is private is documented for Keeping Up with the Kardashians – but what she does put up generally falls into one of two camps: a hot ass mess or pretty offensive. A Snapchat post she put up this week has fallen into the latter camp, since it shows Kylie, still 17 just FYI, wearing a really gross t-shirt and being quite proud about it.

Yes, it says “Eat Me Out”. Yes, it’s ugly. No, Kylie doesn’t give a shit.

I’ll just leave this here for you in video form, because holy shit, is it awkward as hell. This is a little girl wearing Mommy’s makeup and trying her hardest to look “sexy” and it’s hilarious and awful. This poor child is missing so many marks. But here ya go, enjoy:

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