Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sharon Osbourne’s tooth fell out on live TV

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It was just another day on The Talk on Tuesday when all of a sudden, things got REAL and Sharon Osbourne‘s tooth fell off mid-broadcast. Oops!

Sharon said it was an implant that she paid a lot of money for it, so she was pretty mad that the damn thing didn’t stay in her mouth. Also, she was asking her co-hosts if they had any glue and she decided to give everyone a gapped grin because isn’t she just so cheeky? Whatever, slow news day.

Here’s video!

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Stephen Collins admits he’s a child molester

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Stephen Collins has been keeping a pretty low profile in recent months, ever since it was revealed that, you know, he’s a habitual child molester that abused underage girls for decades. Now he’s breaking his silence to say, “Oops, sorry about that!” and he swears that he hasn’t done it again since the ’70s. If you believe that, you were probably born yesterday, but let’s read his bullshit statement to People anyway, shall we?

“Forty years ago, I did something terribly wrong that I deeply regret. I have been working to atone for it ever since. I’ve decided to address these issues publicly because two months ago, various news organizations published a recording made by my then-wife, Faye Grant, during a confidential marriage therapy session in January, 2012. This session was recorded without the therapist’s or my knowledge or consent.”

“On the recording, I described events that took place 20, 32, and 40 years ago,” Collins continues. “The publication of the recording has resulted in assumptions and innuendos about what I did that go far beyond what actually occurred. As difficult as this is, I want people to know the truth.”

He also did a sit-down interview with Katie Couric that will be on Friday (gotta make that $$$ somehow) during which he was asked whether he ever apologized to his victims, to which he replied:

“I did have an opportunity to do so with one of the women, 15 years later. I apologized and she was extraordinarily gracious,” said Collins, who remains in a protracted divorce battle with Grant. “But after I learned in the course of my treatment that my being direct about such matters could actually make things worse for them by opening old wounds, I have not approached the other two women, one of whom is now in her 50s and the other in her 30s.”

Uhh… so I love that this dude’s so inconsistent that it starts out with it having been 40 years ago, but then his most recent abuse (at least that he’s admitted to) was actually 20 years ago. I don’t think so, bro. I also love that he clearly thinks putting out this statement is going to somehow clear his name and make him look better because the press “exaggerated” his abuse. So what, he only sorta, vaguely molested these girls? Fuck off.

Yet another one that deserves to rot.

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Justin Timberlake cries when little boy gives him a birthday present onstage

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Justin Timberlake is going all soft now that wife Jessica Biel is expecting their first child, because he started crying on stage when a 10-year-old fan gave him a birthday gift. The mini fan has apparently loved Justin since he was 2 and he had the chance to present his gift – a bow tie – during Justin’s show at Barclays Center in Brooklyn on the 14th.

Here’s the video, which is actually really adorable!

Ah, kids. Cute when they’re someone else’s, aren’t they?

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The Daily Links

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Stacey Dash still looks like she did in 1994 – damn! Too bad she’s crazy now [Celebslam]

What’s going on with Chris Pine‘s hat? Anyone? [Socialite Life]

Charli XCX is wearing white fur balls on her tits [Moe Jackson]

Oh dear, it seems Olivia Wilde had a bit of a vagina slip [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Oh no! Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles even though she swore she would never go [Lainey Gossip]

Aw, doesn’t pregnant Jessica Biel have a certain glow? [Popoholic]

Kylie Jenner is trying to get in on the family ass action [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

LeAnn Rimes is obsessed with her slow cooker and her husband’s ass [Celebitchy]

Oh look, it’s Britney Spears‘ boyfriend speaking publicly about their relationship [Too Fab]

Kim Kardashian thinks Khloe‘s ass is too big and she needs to lose weight [The Blemish]

Here’s some famous families you should follow on Instagram [theBERRY]

Let’s take a look at the world of Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’ [PopBytes]

Somehow, it seems that Paris Hilton is still a DJ [ICYDK]

Bill Cosby‘s daughter thinks rape accusers should go to jail [The Frisky]

Here is your ultimate Christmas playlist. You’re welcome! [Romance Beat]

Amy Adams is going to be amazing on ‘Saturday Night Live’ [Celebuzz]

Would you describe a shirtless Calvin Harris as “sexy”? I wouldn’t! [Socialite Life]

Candice Swanepoel looks so good in a bikini [Celebslam]

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox are still a happy family [Moe Jackson]

I’m not really sure what Jennifer Lawrence is wearing [Popoholic]

Emma Stone is really working the color of the year already [Lainey Gossip]

We’re all still looking at Rita Ora‘s boobs, and you should too [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t think it’s a big deal to be dating younger men [ICYDK]

Prince William thinks Kate Middleton has “nightmare” hair [Celebitchy]

Reese Witherspoon is giving us some serious housewife porn [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ariana Grande isn’t wearing pants while she waits for Santa [The Blemish]

‘The Walking Dead’ star is walking down the aisle, very much alive [Romance Beat]

Jared Leto wins the man bun competition [theBERRY]

Look how quickly Brangelina‘s kids are growing up! [Too Fab]

The trailer for ‘The Little Prince’ is a thing of beauty [PopBytes]

Here’s a video of Tom Hiddleston singing a Christmas song to a dog [Celebuzz]

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake made another funny thing [The Frisky]

Tim Burton confirms ‘Beetlejuice’ sequel (and Winona Ryder will be in it!)

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If Hump Day’s got ya down, here’s something that’ll cheer you right up again: Tim Burton has confirmed that there will indeed be a Beetlejuice sequel coming our way soon, AND that our beloved Winona Ryder will be in it!

From MTV News:

“Oh yeah,” Burton said, when MTV News asked if he’d be directing the sequel. And his response to the question of whether or not Winona Ryder would be returning?

“Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah,” he said. “Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah yeah, oh yeah.”

Hear that? That’s the sound of nine “yeahs.” So if “yeahs” were Beetlejuices, we’d have three at this point. We’re still waiting on the one, but Burton did say that working with Ryder on a recent video for The Killers helped influence his decision to return to the ghostly franchise.

“I worked with [Ryder], I hadn’t seen her in awhile… and she was so great,” Burton said. “I was so happy to see her. So those kinds of elements mean something to me. Michael, and her… and that character, I just miss it, there’s some freedom about that character that I love.”

Awesome! I wasn’t a Beetlejuice fan and I don’t really like Tim Burton, but I can see the draw on this one. Let’s hope it holds up as a decent sequel.

Will you go and see Beetlejuice 2?

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Scarlett Johansson thinks her body is just “okay”

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Scarlett Johansson is, by all accounts, pretty hot, right? She’s just had a baby so she’s probably feeling that Hollywood pressure to get back in shape and yada yada, but baby or no baby, she’s an attractive woman. Not by her own account, of course – she just think she looks “okay”.

Here’s what she had to say about it on Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2014 (via E! Online):

“It’s an okay body,” said the actress, who welcomed her and Romain Dauriac‘s first child Rose Dorothy just three months ago. “I wouldn’t say it’s particularly remarkable, though. I don’t like my thighs, my midsection.”

And how does the newly married mama feel about being viewed as a sex symbol? “I never put on a sexy face,” she told Barbara, “so I don’t know what it means to act seductively.”

Rose Dorothy! How did I not know that was her daughter’s name? It’s so old school! It’s adorable! And yeah, sorry ScarJo (I know you love that name!), but you are more than “okay”. Not my cup of tea, but from an objective point of view… come on.

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The Sony hackers really hate Seth Rogen and James Franco

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Seth Rogen and James Franco have that disastrous “comedy”, The Interview, coming out on Christmas Day, but it’s already created enemies worldwide. Namely in North Korea and with a group known as the Guardians of Peace, who actually have threatened to reenact 9/11 for real if they dared hold the premiere or if anyone went to the theatre to see it.

From Variety:

The Sony hackers have threatened a 9/11-like attack on movie theaters that screen Seth Rogen and James Franco’s North Korean comedy “The Interview,” substantially escalating the stakes surrounding the release of the movie.

The attackers also released the promised “Christmas gift” of files. The contents of the files are unknown but it’s called “Michael Lynton,” who is the CEO of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

“The world will be full of fear,” the message reads. “Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time. (If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.) Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment.”

Huh. This warning was enough to put the wind up someone in power, though, because they’ve gone ahead and canceled the New York premiere (the LA one went off without a hitch last week).

I know North Korea is a serious diplomatic and humanitarian crisis by all accounts, but if we’re going to get real/bring some levity to the situation, what grown ass adults care about being teased in a comedy movie made by two stoners? Methinks people need to take themselves far less seriously. Come on, now!

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