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Taylor Swift Has 4th of July Party, Is Better Than You

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Taylor Swift had an early 4th of July party. Why? Because she’s better than you. I mean, let’s just be honest here. Taylor Swift is riding high. She’s got a sizzling career, a great bod, famous friends, and a boyfriend with abs to spare. So if you’re the shallow type who keeps score over stupid shit, this is Swift scoring pretty high.

Swifty ole Swift partied with boyfriend Calvin Harris as well as besties including Gigi Hadid, the members of the band Haim, Victoria’s Secret model Martha Hunt and star of Empire, Serayah, among others. No bad blood here. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? HA. HA. HA.)

 

Friendly relations between Scotland and America. @calvinharris

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Goddamn, those are some nice abs. I usually don’t care about muscles on dudes — I’m more into the sickly skinny types — but I will not deny those abs. You could serve sushi off those things.

Anyway, I would love to be invited to one of Taylor’s parties. Shit seems epic. I bet she has parties for just about any occasion, too. Like Groundhog Day parties, or Flag Day parties. One of these days, I’ll be there. I may not actually be invited. I may sneak through the window. But I will be there.

I know, I know, I’m a grown-ass woman, I need to calm down. I know.

What are your 4th of July plans? You partying up like Swifty? You working? Doing nothing at all? Holla, and HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

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  • I have her album, I like her music, and I even like how she’s not out running around getting into trouble. That being said, I think we could all use a break from the adorable bunny jumping through a field of daisy’s that is Taylor Swift.

  • I bet, unlike other celebs, when she “parties”, she doesn’t get blotto (cough cough! Lindsay Lohan ! Cough! Cough!)… She realizes she has a humongous career to maintain, and, in fact, it employs many other people, and it allows her to do those cool birthday parties and what have you for the fans.

    Um, fireworks, and a hike, in reverse order.

    The problem with skinny sickly types is they probably have some kind of drug problem and/or behavioral issues. Not always, but…?

  • Calvin would die to hook up with one of those other girls he’d actually be able to screw. TayTay’s party’s are so coriographed ( i tried its pretty close) and probably not a lotta fun.

  • I just imagine all her parties are similar to a 6th grade sleepover. Like, they paint each other’s nails, gossip about guys, play truth or dare, and then watch the rom com she recently added to her Hulu queue. Hell, it’s the 4th of July, so they probably even busted out some sparklers.

  • yaaaas catherine is back. mua mua. maybe not fun for you ^. motherfucking pie baking, motherfucking cake making, motherfucking water slide, floaties and a beach side view. i’m there. BYYEE