I’m not quite sure if you remember this, but five years ago, a wonderful song came into this world called “Money Can’t Buy You Class”. It was by none other than Real Housewives of New York City star and former countess Luann de Lesseps, and it was fucking amazing. And yes, that strong language is warranted. The fact that this woman thought coming out with a song was a good idea was incredible enough on its own, but then to have the song be so ridiculous? I mean, it was heaven on earth. Now, we’ve been given another gift from Luann in the form of her new single, “Girl Code”, and I’m afraid to love it too much, lest it all be an act of trickery. I don’t want to dream too big.
Luann performed “Girl Code” on Watch What Happens Live this week and frankly, I’m not sure if whoever made the recording messed up the video or if Luann is really that off-time with the song. Either way, I don’t care, because this is pure brilliance yet again. Here’s a little lyric sampling if you’re considering NOT pressing play (which would be a big mistake):
Don’t be so uncool
You broke the girl code
I gotta let you go
I’m just doing me
You broke the girl code
So don’t be so uncool
I gotta let you go
Ugh, too true, Luann. Too true.
Obviously lip synced … But…. Cool?
I guess if you overlook the fact she can’t sing, it’s cool