I Just Watched Countess LuAnn’s Video And I Was Expecting Her To Whip Her Dick Out of Her Dress The Whole Time
May 28, 2010 at 02:00 pm by Molls

Dear God. You might not be ready for this, but here goes: Real Housewife Countess LuAnn’s music video for “Money Can’t Buy You Class” has hit the webs and sweet Jesus! I’m stunned simply stunned.

First of all, LuAnn looks gorgeous. And not even for a drag queen. She just looks absolutely gorgeous and I need to give her that. But the weirdness? Yeah. She definitely brings all the weirdness we’re used to with her except in this video it’s on a level we’ve never seen. Between the seductive camera stares (she has two teenage children! I’d die if my mother took on a vanity project like this when I was 15!) and the groping up and feeling up of 20-something men, it’s a little much. And of course the traditional campiness that you’ve come to expect from a Real Housewives musical production is breaking records here as well.

I just hope that this is the final nail in her singing career’s coffin. I don’t want to go through another season of this show with LuAnn thinking she has a right to sing and put albums out. This just isn’t fair.

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22 Responses to “I Just Watched Countess LuAnn’s Video And I Was Expecting Her To Whip Her Dick Out of Her Dress The Whole Time”

  1. Good Lord says:
    May 28, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    That is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen in quite some time. The music is shit, the lyrics are shit, the video is shit, the singing is shit. What a piece of shit.

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  2. Elizabeth says:
    May 28, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    autotune for the win!

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  3. Lisa says:
    May 28, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    She sounds horrible.

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  4. shan says:
    May 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    It doesn’t even look like her!

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  5. Think Straight says:
    May 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Uh, oh. I’m seeing a touch of Danielle Staub in that face, and this is a fate (or makeup job) to be avoided.

    I really just wish we could stop counting our Countesses of de Lesseps – I think that there are three of the Count’s exes kicking around at the moment, and soon to be a fourth.

    One at a time, ladies.

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  6. arugula says:
    May 28, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    First of all…omg….there was 3 minutes and 13 seconds of my life that i’ll never get back.

    Second, thats a man????

    Third, this makes Brooke Hogan sound good…

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  7. Anonymous says:
    May 28, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    wait is she REALLY a drag queen???

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  8. Anonymous says:
    May 28, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Wow. That was shockingly bad. I watching the episode where she recorded it- her producer should be ashamed of himself. She should be ashamed of herself. And BTW, she looks like a hooker.

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  9. Anonymous says:
    May 28, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Ladies, when they get a divorce, give up their titles as it is not respectfully theirs.

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  10. Gossip565.com says:
    May 29, 2010 at 8:01 am

    And again we have another hating bitter blogger who will never be anyone and never have the resources of others so they hate. This is American and LuAnn can do whatever she wants to do if she wants to out albums out she can.

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  11. Melissa says:
    May 29, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Money can not buy you talent either, apparently.

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  12. babyzen says:
    June 1, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    WTF seariouis thats a EFFIN MAN !!, no one can tell me diffrent that has to be the ost desturbing shit i have seen since ive been on the net today this is some scary shit KIDS BEWARE!!!!!

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