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Countess LuAnn De Lesseps

Hallelujah! The Real Housewives of NYC Have Signed a New Contract!

Things were not looking good for the future of The Real Housewives of New York City earlier this week when contract disputes held up the beginning of production on season six. Basically, they wanted fat ass raises and banded together to get them, but Bravo basically told them to figure it out by May 10 or hit the unemployment line. That threat...

Countess LuAnn’s Daughter Was Caught Droppin’ N-Bombs and Rollin’ Up a Fattie

This is really dishy shit. So, you know Victoria de Lesseps, Countess LuAnn from Real Housewives of New York’s daughter? Well, yesterday another Real Housewife, Ramona Singer, retweeted a video that was sent to her by a fan. In the five minute clip, Victoria is seen rolling up what appears to be either a joint or a cigarette (but who the...

I Just Watched Countess LuAnn’s Video And I Was Expecting Her To Whip Her Dick Out of Her Dress The Whole Time

Dear God. You might not be ready for this, but here goes: Real Housewife Countess LuAnn’s music video for “Money Can’t Buy You Class” has hit the webs and sweet Jesus! I’m stunned simply stunned. First of all, LuAnn looks gorgeous. And not even for a drag queen. She just looks absolutely gorgeous and I need to give...