YO, I’ll be honest with you all — this edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week is a bit more sparse than usual. There just weren’t a whole lot of looks this week, TBH. Sometimes, that happens. Life happens. Hey, how’s your life going? Well? Great. Okay. Glad we sorted that out.
Anyway, even though this was a slow week, do your best and go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!
TRUE STORY: I did not even recognize Rihanna in this photo. Uhhh, nice shoes? J/K, being sarcastic as F-CK. Her feet looks pixelated.
Taylor Swift leaving LAX. Look, y’all know I HATE crop tops, but to wear one while flying? Mad respect. When I fly, I wear sweatpants, because I bloat during flight. Oh, I’m sorry, is that too much info? Should I get back to the fashion? Fashion OK, the end.
Patricia Arquette. Anyone else thinks she looks like Helen Mirren? And I do NOT mean that as an insult, merely as an observation. Helen Mirren is a stone cold fox. This looks like a rip-off of Helen Mirren.
Yo, Amy Poehler does not, and has never understood, the art of proportion. I know that sounds like a crazy-douchey thing to say, and I’m OK with that. My point is that she doesn’t know how to properly proportion her outfits to her body. Like the hair color, though.
Bella Thorne. Y’all might know I think she’s a goddess, but y’all might ALSO know that I despise cutouts in dresses, even as small as these. So, like Natalie Imbruglia, I’m torn. Yes, this is the 2nd Natalie Imbruglia reference I’ve made in 2 weeks. I’m fine with that.
Perez Hilton. You know what? F-ck this guy. F-ck everything about him. And his shoes. The end.
Mena Suvari. I mean, holy shit, when was the last time you heard of Mena Suvari? Probably the last time this style of dress was popular. REKT.
Kate Mara, doing an Amelie thing. It’s not bad, though I think the shoes are kinda bad.
Sandra Bullock. Uh, IDK about this, it’s kind of a mess. I appreciate the contrasting fabrics and print, and I might be OK with it, if the focus wasn’t pulled by the footwear. It’s kind of an odd look all around.
Nicole Kidman. Love her, love how her gown looks like outer space.
And here we have Miley Cyrus, in WTF is this and why?
I love Laverne Cox, but I don’t understand these peek-a-boo cutouts under the boobs. Why?? And WTF??
Kate Winslet. Is it a tux? Is it a dress? Is it…BOTH?? Meh.
Anna Chlumsky. It’s…interesting?
TIME TO MAKE THE PICKS!!
BEST: I CAN’T EVEN CHOOSE ONE, HELP.
WORST: Perez Hilton
WTF: Miley Cyrus