Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but Kylie Jenner – who is 17 but seems desperate to pretend she’s twice that age – is apparently secretly engaged to her grown ass man* boyfriend, Tyga, and planning to marry once she turns 18 at the end of the summer. Yikes! Now there’s something for her family to worry about.
From In Touch Magazine (via Radar Online):
“Kylie accepted Tyga’s proposal a few weeks ago and made the announcement to her family,” an insider told In Touch magazine. “She wants to get married as soon as she turns 18 in August.”
The source claimed that Kylie “can’t wait’ to get married to Tyga, who has already proven his dedication to the teenage reality star by tattooing her name on his arm. “She told her friends that Tyga gave her a ‘symbolic ring’ for now and she isn’t showing anyone until her birthday, when she’ll make an official announcement… They’re tired of hiding,” the source said.
LOL, a “symbolic ring”. Mean, this whole thing sounds like SUCH a great idea! Imagine what a wonderful life they’re going to have, sitting around in Kylie’s mansion, getting “high as fuck” and eating fried chicken 24/7. Sweet life.
*By definition/birth year. NOT in actuality.
P.S. Check out Kylie’s totally natural hips/ass! Jesus, it’s like watching Kim Kardashian become plastic all over again.