Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

Parker Posey turned into Joan Jett when we weren’t looking.

It’s Friiiiiiidaaaaay! That means it’s time once again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! That’s when we check out what celebs were wearing over the week and comment on it. Pretty simple! Just go through the outfits and make your pick for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. (For GRAMMY looks, go here.) BTW, I offer my take on Uma Thurman‘s new look. It’s at the bottom of the post, if you’re interested.

I have so many questions about this photo of Christina Hendricks with Cuba Gooding Jr.

1. What the hell is this?
2. What the hell is he wearing?
3. Why are they posing together?
4. No seriously, what is he wearing?
5. What has he been up to lately?
6. Why is he even there?
7. Do they know they’re posing together?
8. But seriously, who sold him on that outfit?

Anna Kendrick. So it’s kind of hard to really see this dress from this weird camera angle, but it was the best I could find. I guess it has the potential to be cute, but it also has the potential to look like a tent from Tim Burton’s traveling circus. I’ll err on the side of bad camera angle and jut say that it’s cute.

Charli XCX. Oh my everloving God, this chick has the worst fashion sense out of anyone I’ve ever seen in recent memory. I think she goes for whimsical and edgy but for me, it comes off as tacky and kinda cheap. What do you guys think? And what of this loofah dress?

Dakota Johnson. I actually think this is quite lovely. Even with the dark lipstick. She’s the most elegant softcore porn actress ever!

Heidi Klum. I freakin LOVE this look. It’s kind of 1960’s mod, which I’m a sucker for. I really dig it and think she looks heavenly.

Janelle Monae slays it, as per usual.

Jessie J. What the eff is this? It’s just so…severe.

Karlie Kloss. I love this. The straps keep it from being boring.

I’m still on the love train, because I really adore Katie Holmes‘ style lately, and this is no exception. It’s just so un-Katie Holmes. And I mean that in a kind way, actually.

CHOO CHOO goes the love train, and I can’t believe I’m going to type this but…I love what Kendall Jenner is wearing. Let’s be honest, the girl looks goddamn fierce. Red is a great color on her!

Here we have Kesha. Let’s start with the positive first: the minimal makeup is a damn good look on her. Now for the dubious: those boots. Look, I love a fun, tall pair of boots, but these seem a little too 1980’s for me. She doesn’t look that enthused either.

Here’s my girl, Kiernan Shipka. So proud of her style evolution. She looks flawless. I normally hate cutouts in dresses, but on her, it looks sweet and retro.

Once again, I look at Kim Kardashian‘s outfit and have to say, “What the f-ck.” What the f-ck is this Madonna bustier bullshit? And why does she look like Posh Spice? What the hell is going on?

Kristin Cavallari. It’s a gorgeous gown but all I can wonder is, “How the hell does she walk in that shit?”

Lily Aldridge. WTF is this? It’s absolutely hideous. It’s like it morphed into a different outfit halfway down. Beautiful woman, terrible jumpsuit…dress…thing. God, it’s diabolical.

This is YouTube singer Megan Nicole. What do we think of her emoticon dress? Cute or tacky? It looks like something Katy Perry would have rejected.

MONICA LEWINSKY!!! She looks, and I mean this with all respect, like a modernized witch. Like some badass witch who lives on the lower east side in Manhattan. No?

Naomi Campbell. I love the color purple on her — gorgeous.

Natasha Lyonne looks like she’s wearing a sack, TBH. But hey, she also looks comfy.

And finally, Uma Thurman. Much has been said about her “new face”, but what of her outfit? It’s pretty bad, no? She’s usually so stylish and fashion forward. I think she’s over it. And BTW, I don’t buy the whole not wearing mascara so that’s why she looks different bullshit. There’s not wearing mascara and there’s getting a NEW GODDAMN FACE. Let’s just be honest about this shit. She looks like a completely different person, and that has nothing to do with a coat of mascara. I mean, come on. We’re not stupid.

ANYWAY, TIME TO MAKE YOUR PICKS! Here’s mine:

BEST: Heidi Klum
WORST: Charli XCX
WTF: Lily Aldridge

Your turn!