WOOHOO, it’s time for yet another award show, and that means, it’s time to mock, judge, and salute celebrity outfits. This time we’re checking out The Grammys. Madonna dressed as a matador, Rihanna didn’t wear something see-through, and even Miley restrained herself. Wanna see more? Go through the looks and make your pick for who was the BEST, WORST, and most WTF of the night!
I gotta say, I was pretty disappointed overall. But what do you guys think?
Here’s Madonna going for edgy and looking insane. I mean what can you say, really? It’s Madonna. She’s not going to hang up these kinds of outfits any time soon. Personally, I think she looks ridiculous, but you know, whatever. Madonna.
I am usually such a fan of women in suits, but something about this number on Anna Kendrick just misses the mark for me. Not by much, just by a tad. I think it’s that the jacket buttons so low, it throws the proportion off a little. But really, I’m just being picky. She looks pretty damn good.
Ariana Grande. This dress was kind of confusing, from all angles:
Why does she always stand tilted to one side, by the way? Is that just her “thing”? Kids these days.
Beyoncé. She usually nails it, but this seems kind of lackluster to me. I just feel like we’ve seen it before, you know?
Ciara. The hell is this? From the weird slicked back hair to the explosion of ruffles around her butt, I’m just not down with this look.
I’m ready to declare Common the best dressed man at the Grammy Awards. It’s a dashing suit, it’s not boring, and it fits him well. Nicely done, sir.
Gwen Stefani opts for a jumpsuit. Usually I hate jumpsuits, but I’m kind of digging this one. I feel like it’s playful without being overly precious, which is the route she usually takes when she goes “fun” and “quirky.” I’m so not used to seeing her without red lipstick!
Iggy Azalea. Okay, what is going on with that hair? I’m not a huge fan of the dress either — I think it fits her hour glass figure beautifully — but what’s with the peekaboo ankle slit? But really though, that hair. It makes her head look like a Lego person’s.
So speaking of WTF, here we have one of my idols, Jane Fonda. I cannot figure out what the hell is going on here. While suitable for a Studio 54 themed party, it misses the mark as anything else. Sorry, Jane :(
And it looks like I have more apologies to give, because TBH, I am just not a fan of Jennifer Hudson‘s hair either. She’s so beautiful, and that hair does not do her justice. The dress is a total meh for me. Not bad, not great, just kind of there.
Jenny Lewis busted out one of her suits, with psychedelic boots to match. I can’t hate this. I think I just like her too much.
Jessie J underwhelms me with this one. How many more of these kinds of dresses are we gonna see before we’re ready to retire them? You know, the one piece with the sheer overlay. I’m so over it.
John Waters was there. Love his jacket, hate his shoes.
Man, Kanye really missed the mark on this one, didn’t he? Cowboy boots with a velour suit? Is this for real?
IDK if it’s me or them, but I am so utterly underwhelmed by the outfits. Katy Perry looks like a frozen cactus. I just don’t get it.
I like Kelly Osbourne‘s purse a whole lot — it’s a fish! I don’t hate the dress or hair either. Hooray, Kelly!
BWUAHAHHA. What the eff is this, Kim Kardashian? Who convinced her this was a good look? From the makeup to the hair to the dress, it’s all so utterly bad. (“Utterly” is the word of the night!) It’s like she’s wearing a diabolical robe. I simply can’t get over how bad this is.
Lady Gaga is going with her Donatella Versace impersonator look for the evening. I don’t totally hate it, though I wish her makeup was less plastered on. Seriously, that’s a whole lot of eyeshadow and fake lashes.
Meghan Trainor. Oh my, this is kind of a mess. Such a dreary color. It’s just so not something she would wear. She usually opts for fun, colorful, bright pieces. This is just dismal.
Miley Cyrus looks pretty great, but she would look so much more lovely and elegant without the weird cutouts. I hate random dress cutouts. I get that it’s her thing, but why are they even there — to show off her hipbones and thighs? I guess I just answered my own question…
Miranda Lambert looks lovely in this black dress, though the pink straps remind me of a bathing suit top. Like she’s wearing one underneath this elegant dress. You see it? Now I can’t unsee it.
Nicki Minaj is slaying it!
Pharrell with wife Helen Lasichanh. He looks like a little boy.
Rihanna surprises us all by wearing more layers, not less. And her makeup is minimal, too, which I love. The dress is a bit much for me, though.
Sam Smith. I still think Common is best dressed. But this isn’t terrible. It’s not great though. The white-on-white is puzzling, and those trousers don’t quite fit right.
Taylor Swift. I would love this so much more if it wasn’t a mullet dress. And those shoes, girl…I have doubts. But overall, not a terrible look. It’s a refreshing color.
Time to make your picks! Here’s mine:
BEST: Honestly? I can’t decide. I don’t think I can summon one.
WORST: Jane Fonda (this pains me.)
WTF: Kim Kardashian