22Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

Sure, Kristen Stewart‘s face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don’t think she’s an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don’t agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood.

The full Top 10 list is as follows:

1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman

Alright, you got me on the rest, there – none of them are remotely attractive to me (but as I said earlier this morning – different strokes, different folks). I just would have thought men might like Kristen’s “leave me alone” lip snarl she constantly seems to be doing. Shows what I know about what men like (thank God).

A spokesperson for the MenKind (via MTV News) explained the results of the poll as follows:

“Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men – it’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance.

“They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Word – it’s nice to see a move away from unhealthily skinny figures and a celebration of something “far more than appearance”, like, I don’t know, actual substance, intelligence, sense of humour or whatever else. It’s just a shame those didn’t matter more before.

February 20, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

6But What Did You Name Your New Daughter, Uma Thurman?

Let’s put it this way—I hope this little darling never becomes famous enough where we have to create a category for here here on Evil Beet, because I don’t know that I have this many characters available to get the whole thing in there.

Seriously, though, Uma Thurman gave birth back in July, and we’re just now finding out the name of her daughter (and I’m considering it’s because Uma and her man were brainstorming this entire time to create the world’s longest name, ensuring that all of the syllables sound OK together and that no consonant is repeated too much. Even though they failed on that last thing). The child’s name is—are you ready for it?—the child’s name is Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. But don’t worry if you think it’s a mouthful for you, let alone a poor kid; she casually goes by the nickname ‘Luna’, which I adore, and which I wonder why they didn’t just give up the ghost and name her that. Yeah, it’s in there somewhere, what with that ‘Altalune’ business, but seriously. Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson? That is one long-ass name.

Also, we haven’t talked about Uma Thurman in almost two whole years so yay for that, huh? I mean, so what if the first time has to come on the heels of a really, really … um, unique name?

October 18, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah

9Caption This!

Uma Thurman and her son, Levon Roan Thurman-Hawke tell secrets as she picks him up from school in New York.

January 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm by Molls

16Uma Thurman Getting Hitched this Weekend?

Actress Uma Thurman (sidenote: In Japanese, Uma means “horse.” I’m just going to leave that there, thank you) and fiancé, multimillionaire Arpad Busson, arrived on the Bahamian island of Eleuthera earlier this week, and have been secluded since. The couple must be in the Bahamas for more than 48 hours before the government will issue a marriage license. As of yesterday, sources reported that preparations for a wedding ceremony were underway.

This will be Uma’s third marriage, and Busson’s second. She was previously tied to Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke–with whom she has two children– while Busson has reproduced with supermodel Elle Macpherson. The two have been engaged since June, when Busson presented Thurman with a diamond the size of North America, orbited by 20 smaller diamonds that have become trapped in its gravitational pull.

April 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm by Kelly

30Uma Thurman’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

At the Room to Grow 10th anniversary benefit gala. (Actually a very cool organization dedicating to helping babies born into poverty. Check out their website here.)

The dude she’s pictured with is her boyfriend, super-rich dude Arpad Busson.

December 3, 2008 at 6:30 am by Evil Beet

15Smokin’

Uma Thurman puffs on a cancer stick while on vacation with fiance Arpad Busson.

And I am certainly in NO POSITION to judge anyone else for smoking … but I’m nearly at a month smoke-free! Not a SINGLE cigarette! Boo-yah, motherfuckers!!!

[Image via Splash]

August 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm by Evil Beet