Robin Thicke is a serial womanizer who likes to stick his finger up women’s asses and basically cheat on wife Paula Patton right in front of her face. But hey, she’s laid back! She’s a freak in the sheets! Their marriage is tres cool! And… tres over. That’s right: they’re calling it quits after nearly nine years.
“We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time,” the singer and the actress told PEOPLE on Monday in an exclusive statement.
The pair, who first met when Thicke was 14, have been married since 2005 and welcomed son Julian Fuego in April 2010.
Well, well, well. Colour me not at all shocked. There’s only so long any woman with any self-respect was going to put up with that. Mind you, she lasted nearly nine years longer than I have.
Sayonara, Robin Thicke’s marriage. Now he’s free to “give it to” whoever wants it (or doesn’t).