Snooki AKA Nicole Polizzi has a book coming out (ugh) in which she gets very detailed, gritty, and even gross about what it was like being pregnant and having her baby. She’s always been frank about her body, so this shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone, but I was surprised by her reason for quitting drinking, because I didn’t even know it was physically possible; apparently, she drank so much, that her breast milk was “full of alcohol.” From her book, Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and All the Messy Milestones Along the Way, via Daily News:
I could smell the sake bombs in the [baby] bottle. My milk was so full of alcohol, I could have used it to start a bonfire in the yard. I could have cleaned the toilet with it.
Wow, that’s just…awful. She added that after that night of partying,
my boobs ran like a river and the entire front of my dress was soaked.
If this is your thing, there’s a chapter in the book on pooping, and another dedicated to farts. The Great Gatsby it is not.