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Snooki doesn’t want to have a daughter

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Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is pregnant with her second child, and while she’s stoked on motherhood and can’t wait to welcome another little one to her family, she really hopes it’s another boy because she can’t handle the thought of having a mini-me running around.

From Extra:

“Everybody in our family has a boy and then a girl, or a girl and a boy, so we kind of want two boys to switch it up and make it different.”

“Plus, I’m not ready to have a miniature me,” she continued. “I don’t need a diva telling me what to do. I’m not ready for that.”

“If it’s a boy or it’s a girl, as long as the baby’s healthy we’re gonna be very, very happy, but me and Jionni would like to have two boys, you know, another boy.”

It’s kinda funny how much Snooki has changed over the years. I never thought I’d see the day where the self-described Oompa Loompa would stop falling over drunk on the streets and settle down to raise a family, but here she is. Good for little Snooki.

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Baby Alert For Snooki

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Snooki AKA Nicole Polizzi is expecting her second child. Remember when the world freaked out when she had her first? Well she effing did it, wrote a detailed book about it, and went on Dancing with the Stars, and now she’s ready for more.

From TMZ:

Snooks is reportedly a few months pregnant but is keeping things under wraps so it doesn’t torpedo some lucrative appearances she has lined up — according to Page Six.

Sources close to the couple told TMZ a similar story this week … but we got radio silence from her camp.

I mean, whatever, right? And who are we to say she shouldn’t have another kid? She seemed to defy all expectations by doing well with the first one.

So if this is what she wants, I guess I say, congrats, Snooki. Still not gonna call you Nicole though, sorry.

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Jude Law is excited!

Jude Law is excited!

Time for another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Since I covered Golden Globes fashion here, I won’t be highlighting any of that in this post. You’re welcome.

Check out what some celebs were wearing this week and then make your picks for who looked the BEST, WORST, and most WTF.

Which celeb ripped off Sharon Stone‘s 1998 Oscars look? Which celeb ripped off another author’s book cover? And which celeb probably ripped off their dress at the end of the night and thought, “WTF was I thinking?”

Let’s get to it, babies!

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Snooki On Quitting Drinking: “My Breast Milk Was Full Of Alcohol”

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Snooki AKA Nicole Polizzi has a book coming out (ugh) in which she gets very detailed, gritty, and even gross about what it was like being pregnant and having her baby. She’s always been frank about her body, so this shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone, but I was surprised by her reason for quitting drinking, because I didn’t even know it was physically possible; apparently, she drank so much, that her breast milk was “full of alcohol.” From her book, Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and All the Messy Milestones Along the Way, via Daily News:

I could smell the sake bombs in the [baby] bottle. My milk was so full of alcohol, I could have used it to start a bonfire in the yard. I could have cleaned the toilet with it.

Wow, that’s just…awful. She added that after that night of partying,

my boobs ran like a river and the entire front of my dress was soaked.

If this is your thing, there’s a chapter in the book on pooping, and another dedicated to farts. The Great Gatsby it is not.

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Snooki’s Really Proud of Being a Size 0

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Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is known for her drunken escapades and basically, that’s sort of it. Of course, her life has changed plenty since the Jersey Shore days. She’s got a baby now, she’s on Dancing with the Stars and she’s lost a lot of weight. Like, a lot of weight – 50 lbs, and that’s a lot especially for someone so short. She was never “fat”, but you know what society is like – her nickname used to be “meatball”, for God’s sake – and I guess she really wanted to get fit, so here we are. Snooki is a size 0 now and she’s really proud of that. Like, really proud.

From Life & Style:

“I used to hate going to the gym, but now I love it,” she admits. “I lift very heavy weights, and I’m strong!”

DWTS is helping to keep her fit as well. “It’s helping to keep my legs and everything else toned. Dancing is an amazing workout! I’m a size 0 and damn proud of it!”

Well, good for her. I recently lost 30 lbs and I’m thrilled as shit, so it’s definitely something to be proud of. Still, it’s a shame that it just reenforces the idea that if society has enough to say about how you personally exist – especially as a woman – you’ll eventually change to conform. On the flip side, Snooki seems to really have got into the groove and loves working out, so I don’t think this is all about outward pressure. Either way, uh, you go girl?

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Snooki Calls Her Boobs “Disgusting”

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Celebrity boob alert! Snooki is talking about her boobs and not favorably. She says they’re “disgusting.” And she’s blaming her kids. Motherhood and all that. I guess some women experience boob saggage after having kids, but she’s only 25. Poor girl. She can afford to get them fixed though, which is what she’s thinking of doing. As told to Bethenny Frankel on her show Bethenny (via People):

My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can’t see now because I have a bra – I have a Victoria’s Secret Wonder Bra on – but when I don’t, they just sag and it’s like skin, so I am thinking of getting a boob job maybe … I want to feel confident with my boobies and I don’t.

Frankel told her to, “get the lift.” Jeez.

You can currently see Snooki dancing her boobs off on Dancing with the Stars.

 

P.S. BOOBS.

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Meet Your 2013 Cast Of Dancing With The Stars!

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BILL NYE. BILL FREAKING NYE. Bill Nye “The Science Guy” is one of twelve contestants competing in season 17 of Dancing with the Stars. Fantastic!! Here are the rest of your dancing heroes.

Snooki. Yes, it’s happened.
Leah Remini rumors were true, though she was not on Good Morning America this morning with the rest of the cast. I hope she’s safe.
Valerie Harper, which was already confirmed.
Glee alum Amber Riley. (She will be paired with Derek Hough. If you watch the show, you know this is a very surprising partner for her to get.)
Elizabeth Berkley.
Jack Osbourne.
– NFL player Keyshawn Johnson (no idea, sports are so painfully not my thing.)
– Corbin Bleu (from High School Musical, isn’t that practically cheating?)
– Brant Daugherty, actor. No effing idea. Apparently he’s known for Pretty Little Liars.
– Bill Engvall, comedian. No idea.
Christina Milian.

Are you going to watch?

 

Wait, I just realized who Keyshawn Johnson is. He’s the dude who keeps driving Justin Bieber‘s cars and effing them up. Brilliant.