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3Here’s Why Courtney Stodden Won’t Be Writing A Tell-All

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Courtney Stodden will soon be a child bride no longer. She’s seeking a divorce from Some Dude from Lost because she doesn’t want to “neglect [her] youth.” So this 19-year-old will surely rake in some cash with a tell-all memoir, right? Nope. Because, (via Starpulse),

I don’t read or write.

You don’t read or writer? What? Okay then surely you’ll be making money off of your bangin’ bod that you paid so much for?

No that’s the not direction I’m taking. Trust me the second I turned 18 the entire porn industry turned upside down, Vivid, all of them, I turned down a $5 million porn offer about three months ago.

Okay, okay, I admire that.

Here’s the weirdest thing about their separation: they still live together, as “business partners”, according to Starpulse.

For the time being Courtney and Doug will remain living together at their residence in separate rooms and continue to support one another as friends and business partners.

That seems even crazier than the not reading or writing thing.

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November 24, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

3 Responses to “Here’s Why Courtney Stodden Won’t Be Writing A Tell-All”

  1. kimcheee says:

    Oh God……

  2. Charlie's (Manson) Angel says:

    She probably meant that she’s not a casual reader and doesn’t write for fun like some people do. Pretty sure she’s not illiterate.

    She wanted to be an actress but with her body alterations she can kiss that goodbye. If she didn’t want to neglect her youth then why get married at 16? Surely she knew she would still be young a few years later, right? It’s just an excuse bc she doesn’t want to admit that she married him for shock value attention and when she got that attention she feels like she doesn’t need him anymore. She thinks she has enough fame to run around LA on her own now, probably hoping to get a reality TV show and have life like the Kartrashcans.

    We can only hope no one is stupid enough to give her one and if it does happen, it’ll flop and not turn into a 9 headed monster that are the Kartrashcans. This girl is a fucking joke. She’ll latch on to another man (start a controversial relationship to garner the most attention, most likely), and thinks just bc cameras follow her around that she’s famous and has some kind of career LOLLLOL. I literally laughed out loud at that.

    GET A JOB, COURTNEY. ACT LIKE THE ADULT YOU NOW ARE. GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR SOCIETY AND YOURSELF. NEVER MIND GALAVANTING AROUND TOWN DRESSED LIKE A FUCKING HOOKER BC YOU HAVE ZERO TALENT AND CLEARLY LACK AN EDUCATION (LIKE YOU STATED), SO YOU AREN’T GOING TO MAKE ANY INCOME. DIVORCING YET STILL RIDING OFF OF DOUG ISN’T GOING TO LAST VERY LONG. THE YEARS GO BY FAST HUNNY AND BY THE TIME DOUG IS FINALLY TIRED OF SUPPORTING YOUR ASS, YOU WILL BE BROKE AND WITH NO TALENT OR DIPLOMA. .

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