Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can’t imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn’t want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain’t Hanks, you say, “no thanks.”
She told E Online that she wants to,
be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth.
But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you choose a new breast size? Why does writing this make me have Sarah Mclaughlin’s “Arms of the Angels” song stuck in my head?