Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can’t imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn’t want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain’t Hanks, you say, “no thanks.”
She told E Online that she wants to,
be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth.
But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you choose a new breast size? Why does writing this make me have Sarah Mclaughlin’s “Arms of the Angels” song stuck in my head?
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you go, girl!!
Who the hell is Courtney Stodden? Why would we care?
See…she knows she’s in a good spot, because she can now run around and do what she wants and fuck who she wants and Doug will still be there to pick her up when she falls. It is going to move more into a father/daughter relationship. When she is sad, Doug. When she needs money, Doug. When she wants to fuck, anyone but Doug. It probably works out fine for him too in the long run. She treated him well.
For the first half second I thought Some Dude From Lost was wearing some black tulle tutu thingie. Weird.