Cheryl Cole is one of the most gorgeous women in the world, according to every survey ever taken on the subject. However, she’s also a woman known for her fucking terrible taste in tattoos, and this time, she’s really outdone herself. In an effort to, I dunno, cover up her former tramp stamp and RUIN HER ENTIRE ASS, she’s gone and covered it in some rose monstrosity that I just don’t know what to think about. Chezza, why? What possessed you?
Here’t the artwork in all its glory. Her tattoo artist Nikko Hurtado, who must’ve been pinching himself over getting to touch Cheryl Cole’s ass for 8 hours – posted the photo on his Instagram page and Cheryl’s been fielding the very vocal fan comments ever since:
I mean, what? As a lover of Cheryl and Geordie women as a whole, I will stand by the Angel of the North. However, I will also block this from my memory and hope she keeps that thing well away from public view moving forward.